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this is a story of a group of Muppet Monsters stuck in Traffic. this was inspired by a sketch I saw on Robot Chicken.
(it all starts on a highway with a bunch of cars due to a traffic jam then we focus on a big red car)
GLOAT: hey whatever you do don't let the other car in--
(then a green car pulls in)
GLOAT: I said not to let them.
GROVER: I have too....It's common Courtesy.
LOTHAR: I knew I should've transported to work......I am capable of doing that.
GORGON HEAP: but then why do you carpool with us?
COOKIE MONSTER: Wer'e in the biggest jam ever!
BOPPITY: I know why look at that car in front of us.
(the monsters look at the yellow car and read a small bumper sticker attached)
GROVER: it says "I'm a honor roll Student at the J. Buescher Middle School.
(Boppity takes out a tape recorder)
BOPPITY: Note to self, attend J. Buescher Middle School then destroy it afterwards.
(Gorgon Heap looks out the window and see two AM kids making faces at him.)
GORGON HEAP: you think that's pretty funny do ya? I'll show funny so much that you wish you were never funny.
(Throws nails at the tires causing the car to get a flat tire)
GLOAT: you know you missed the kids.
ELMO: Elmo wants to tell you that you should keep a positve attitude.
BOPPITY: BE QUIET!
COOKIE MONSTER: me need to go to the bathroom!
GROVER: but you just went five minutes ago....
COOKIE MONSTER: me don't care.....ME GOTTA TO GO NOW!
GLOAT: this is gonna be a long day.
(a few hours later)
BOPPITY: That was a good one.
GLOAT: if you mean the song on the radio.......OH MY GOODNESS!
GORGON HEAP: That smell.....it's HORRIBLE!
ELMO: why did you close all the windows Mr. Boppity!
BOPPITY: YES! feel the wrath of my BREAKFEST BURRITO!
(then a white sports car pulls in windows open to reveal the people inside)
STATLER: hey Waldorf look at this looks like we have monsters nearby.
WALDORF: Must be my In-laws.
(Both Laugh)
LOTHAR: okay, don't look a them, just pretend they were never there....and maybe they can go away.
GORGON HEAP: I'm Trying but thier words can hurt even if we ignored them.
GROVER: maybe You can let us in because you know........IT'S COMMON COURTESY!
WALDORF: Common Courtesy......that's not a bad idea.
STATLER: Well it's not a good Idea Either.
(Both Laugh, then they were able to make it)
GLOAT: That's just great......
(a few more hours later)
ELMO: Finally we're here at the monster mall! Where should we go first.
BOPPITY: here's a parking space!
(then Statler and Waldorf's car pulls in at the parking space)
STATLER: ha! beat you to it. EAT MY DUST!
WALDORF: If you were any older you would be Dust!
(Both Laugh)
LOTHAR: That's it I'm Transporting!
(Lothar Suddenly disappears)
GROVER: What do you know he really is capable of Transporting.
(Lothar then appears in the car with the two AM kids.
AM Kid #1: hey look, it's the freak from the jam!
AM Kid #2: yeah it's Freako!
Both Kids: Freako! Freako!
LOTHAR: oh why me?
THE END
Here's a few notes for those who are confused
1.) Lothar is from the Great Santa Clause Switch
2.) Grover was shown as a driver from various Mr. Johnson Sketches on SS.
(it all starts on a highway with a bunch of cars due to a traffic jam then we focus on a big red car)
GLOAT: hey whatever you do don't let the other car in--
(then a green car pulls in)
GLOAT: I said not to let them.
GROVER: I have too....It's common Courtesy.
LOTHAR: I knew I should've transported to work......I am capable of doing that.
GORGON HEAP: but then why do you carpool with us?
COOKIE MONSTER: Wer'e in the biggest jam ever!
BOPPITY: I know why look at that car in front of us.
(the monsters look at the yellow car and read a small bumper sticker attached)
GROVER: it says "I'm a honor roll Student at the J. Buescher Middle School.
(Boppity takes out a tape recorder)
BOPPITY: Note to self, attend J. Buescher Middle School then destroy it afterwards.
(Gorgon Heap looks out the window and see two AM kids making faces at him.)
GORGON HEAP: you think that's pretty funny do ya? I'll show funny so much that you wish you were never funny.
(Throws nails at the tires causing the car to get a flat tire)
GLOAT: you know you missed the kids.
ELMO: Elmo wants to tell you that you should keep a positve attitude.
BOPPITY: BE QUIET!
COOKIE MONSTER: me need to go to the bathroom!
GROVER: but you just went five minutes ago....
COOKIE MONSTER: me don't care.....ME GOTTA TO GO NOW!
GLOAT: this is gonna be a long day.
(a few hours later)
BOPPITY: That was a good one.
GLOAT: if you mean the song on the radio.......OH MY GOODNESS!
GORGON HEAP: That smell.....it's HORRIBLE!
ELMO: why did you close all the windows Mr. Boppity!
BOPPITY: YES! feel the wrath of my BREAKFEST BURRITO!
(then a white sports car pulls in windows open to reveal the people inside)
STATLER: hey Waldorf look at this looks like we have monsters nearby.
WALDORF: Must be my In-laws.
(Both Laugh)
LOTHAR: okay, don't look a them, just pretend they were never there....and maybe they can go away.
GORGON HEAP: I'm Trying but thier words can hurt even if we ignored them.
GROVER: maybe You can let us in because you know........IT'S COMMON COURTESY!
WALDORF: Common Courtesy......that's not a bad idea.
STATLER: Well it's not a good Idea Either.
(Both Laugh, then they were able to make it)
GLOAT: That's just great......
(a few more hours later)
ELMO: Finally we're here at the monster mall! Where should we go first.
BOPPITY: here's a parking space!
(then Statler and Waldorf's car pulls in at the parking space)
STATLER: ha! beat you to it. EAT MY DUST!
WALDORF: If you were any older you would be Dust!
(Both Laugh)
LOTHAR: That's it I'm Transporting!
(Lothar Suddenly disappears)
GROVER: What do you know he really is capable of Transporting.
(Lothar then appears in the car with the two AM kids.
AM Kid #1: hey look, it's the freak from the jam!
AM Kid #2: yeah it's Freako!
Both Kids: Freako! Freako!
LOTHAR: oh why me?
THE END
Here's a few notes for those who are confused
1.) Lothar is from the Great Santa Clause Switch
2.) Grover was shown as a driver from various Mr. Johnson Sketches on SS.
