Monsterpiece Theater - "Young Frankenstein"

[D'Snowth]

MONSTERPIECE THEATER
"Young Frankenstein"​

Fade into Alistair Cookie's library, where he fiddling around with his pipe.

COOKIE MONSTER: You know, me wonder why me forced to drop pipe when me never actually smoked it before... (Hears whispering off stage) Hmm? (Whispering continues). Oh! (Turns to camera) Hahaha, hello there, me your host Alistair Cookie, and this here is Monsterpiece Theater; tonight me happy to bring you the story about a young scientist following in his grandfather's footsteps, the story of Young Frankenstein...

Just then Bob with a curly wig and a fake mustache sticks his head into the frame, as Bob is playing Frederick Frankenstein.

FREDERICK: Psst!

COOKIE MONSTER: Hmm?

FREDERICK: That's "Fron-ken-steen".

COOKIE MONSTER: You putting me on. Do you also say "Fro-derick"?

Bob then exits the frame.

COOKIE MONSTER: Oh well, so sit back and enjoy Young "Fron-ken-stone".

STUDIO: "FRON-KEN-STEEN"!

COOKIE MONSTER: Sorry! Sorry!

Fade into a laboratory where was find Bob with a curly wig and a fake mustache as Frederick Fron-ken-steen, Maria in a long blonde wig as Inga, and the lavendar anything muppet as Igor (The Count's Igor).

INGA: Dr. Fron-ken-steen, vot are you doink today?

FREDERICK: I'm glad you asked that my dear, for today, I am going to bring life to this lifeless creature!

Cut to the "creature" on the lab table which turns out to be a bolony sandwich.

IGOR: But "Mah-stuh", that's nothing more than a hunk of bolony!

FREDERICK: Yes! Yes! Thank you Igor! And now if you two don't mind, I'm going to give it life! Take your positions!

So Inga and Igor ran over to a large wheel and began to spin in which carried Frederick and his sandwich up above the roof of his laboratory. It's thundering and lightning outside, and so far his procedure is going according to plan.

FREDERICK: YES! LIVE! LIVE YOU DISGUSTING PIECE OF MEAT! LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!

BOLONY SANDWICH: Cut it out, I'm already alive!

Cut.

FREDERICK: You're already alive?!

Bolony sandwich nods.

FREDERICK: Uh oh.

Just then back down below in the lab a large clap of thunder is heard from up above.

IGOR: I think that's our cure to bring "Fro-derick" back down.

INGA: Yes.

So they spun the wheel in the opposite direction bringing Frederick back down to the laboratory floor.

IGOR: (Runs over) How did it go?

FREDERICK: STAND BACK!

Frederick then pulled the sheet back to reveal...

COOKIE MONSTER: Hey, how me get here?

INGA: Dr. Fron-ken-steen, you've really created a monster thees time!

COOKIE MONSTER: Hey, me Cookie Monster!

FREDERICK: STRAP HIM DOWN! STRAP HIM DOWN!

COOKIE MONSTER: OH NONONONONONONONONONONO!

Cookie Monster then jumps off the lab table and runs around the laboratory while Frederick, Igor, and Inga give chase. Meanwhile, back in Alistair Cookie's library, the bolony sandwich was smoking the pipe.

BOLONY SANDWICH: And that brings us to the end of Young Frankenstein...

EVERYONE: FRON-KEN-STEEN!!!

BOLONY SANDWICH: Whatever! Until next time, this is Alistair Bolony saying goodnight for Monsterpiece Theater (Looks towards the chase) more like "Disasterpiece TheaterTM".

 

[redBoobergurl]

Ooh, that's one of my all time favorite movies, I'd love to see it parodied! Great job, I especially like your choice of Bob for Frederick. Funny too with Cookie Monster appearing at the end. Very nice.

 

[D'Snowth]

Ooh, that's one of my all time favorite movies.

It's also Kathy Greenwood's favorite.

 

[Erine81981]

I loved it Snowthy. That was good. I just also thought of another way you could have ended it. Not to say yours was not good I still liked it. You could of had the bolony sandwich at the end smoking the pipe while telling the viewers to tune in next week. But I still enjoyed that Cookie Monster was at the end of the skit.

 

[D'Snowth]

I loved it Snowthy. That was good. I just also thought of another way you could have ended it. Not to say yours was not good I still liked it. You could of had the bolony sandwich at the end smoking the pipe while telling the viewers to tune in next week. But I still enjoyed that Cookie Monster was at the end of the skit.

Ooh, that's even better!

 

[The Count]

This was hilarious and well written. I give it 5 Yaeys!
Oscar, popping out of his trashcan next to my computer in figure form: Oh yeah? I give it 5 Phooeys!

Well, you can't please everybody Snowthergis Night.
BTW: What did you mean by saying that Igor was "(the Count's Igor)"?

 

[D'Snowth]

BTW: What did you mean by saying that Igor was "(the Count's Igor)"?

I saw a classic skit on Plaza Sesamo a while back, and The Count had his own Igor in the skit.

 

[Barry Lee]

This is one of my favorite movies, wonderful spoof man!

 

[The Count]

Hmmm... You've peeked my curiosity Snowths, since I don't know anything about such character nor sketch. Any info you can provide on both or either would be most welcome.

 

[D'Snowth]

Hmmm... You've peeked my curiosity Snowths, since I don't know anything about such character nor sketch. Any info you can provide on both or either would be most welcome.

Actually, here's a thread I did about said sketch...

http://forum.muppetcentral.com/showthread.php?t=29748