MONSTERPIECE THEATER
"The Wonderful Wizard of Fuzz"
"The Wonderful Wizard of Fuzz"
Fade into Alistair Cookie's library.
COOKIE MONSTER: Ah, good eve-a-ning, and welcome again to Monsterpiece Theater, me still your host Alistair Cookie; tonight me happy to present to you for your entertainment pleasure, a favorite of mine: The Wonderful Wizard of Fuzz! And now, let us enjoy said wiz!
Fade into a palace room where sitting in a larger thrown is Herry Monster with a Merlin hat on and a magic wand; just then three anything muppets (blue, green, and lavendar) walk in, all completely bare except for eyes and ears.
HERRY: Do you have an appointment?
LAVENDAR AM: Oh great and powerful Wizard of Fuzz, we come with a wish.
HERRY: Oh yeah? What's your wish?
GREEN AM: Oh great and powerful Wizard of Fuzz, it's the dead of winter, and we are freezing!
HERRY: It has gotten a little nippy lately, hasn't it?
BLUE AM: Oh great and powerful Wizard of Fuzz, we wish to have such wonderful fuzz like you have!
GREEN AM: Please, the fuzz can keep us warm!
LAVENDAR AM: This is all was ask oh great and powerful Wizard of Fuzz!
HERRY: I see, well I'd be more than happy to grant you all your wishes!
AMS: You would?!
HERRY: Absolutely! (Gets off the throne) Just stand still and I'll say the magic words: Bizzy-bizzy bizzy-buzz give these people the wonderful fuzz, let it keep them warm in a cold breeze of course I'll nicely so please?
Herry waved his wand and in a poof the anything muppets were transformed into monster likenesses of their original selves.
HERRY: There you!
The anything muppet monsters examined themselves.
LAVENDAR AM: FUR! I'm covered in fur! From my snoot to my spur! I'm a furry fellah!
GREEN AM: FUR! When you stroke it a purr! When you poke it I grr! It's green and not yellah!
BLUE AM: FUR! Keeps me warm when it's brr! Don't you wish that you were, fairly bursting in FUR FUR FUR?
ALL: Yes fur is beautiful, fur is clever, furthermore we'll love it forever, FUR! UNFORGETABLE FUR!
Fade back to Alistair Cookie.
COOKIE MONSTER: Yup! That story make me feel all nice and warm and fuzzy inside! Well, that's all we have for you today, so this Alistair Cookie saying adios muchachos from Monsterpiece Theater!