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Sam and Friends Book(Monsterpiece Theater overture. Fades to Alistar Cookie.)
Alistar Cookie: Good evening! Me Alistar Cookie and welcome again to Monsterpiece Theater. Tonight, me proudly present our spectacular movie, "Remember the Titans". It about high school football players who fight over their racism of colors. So now, "Remember...the....Titans."
(Scene switch to monsters attacking each other.)
No, no, no! Halt! Stop!
(Scene switches back to Alistar Cookie.)
Wait, that not "Remember the Titans"! Me believe that, um, "Attacking the Monsters", a movie about monsters who attack themselves. Very dangerous, huh? So let try again as me represent "Remember the Titans".
(Scene switches to two dogs.)
Dog#1: We are proud for us to bark.
Dog#2: We are for us to dig our bones.
Dog#1: But we must fight against cats!
(Cats appear and dogs start fighting against them.)
Alistar Cookie: NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
(Scene switches again to Alistar Cookie.)
Oh me sorry again. That movie is "Remember the Dogs". It about dogs who are proud of themselves before they about to fight with cats. So let me start over again for this time. (Clears throat) And now, "Remember the Titans".
(Scene switches to two Muppet penguins)
Penguin#1: We penguins used to fight each other.
Penguin#2: Well just because we don't know each other.
Penguin#1: I remember that this is a bad memory.
Penguin#2: Yeah so let's forget about that and start being friends again!
(They start hopping themselves.)
Alistar Cookie: AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
(Scene switches back again to Alistar Cookie.)
Oh, sorry me lost control but that NOT "Remember the Titans". That movie is, um, "Remember the Penguins". It about penguins remembered the bad times before they start being friends again! Very pleasant, huh? OK, me sure you gonna see "Remember the Titans" this time. So watch.
(Scene switches to two Viking AM's)
Lavendar Viking AM: I remember the titans. They were wonderful soldiers.
Pointy-headed Green Viking AM: Yeah, they were so powerful.
Lavendar Viking AM: Yeah.
(Titan Muppets appear in their thoughts. Alistar Cookie, of course, moans.)
Alistar Cookie: No, no, no, no, no, no!!
(Scene switches back again to Alistar Cookie.)
Well, that NOT the real "Remember the Titans"! That one was about Vikings who remembered these soliders from the good old days of history, and that pretty little joke, huh? Well, it look like we're out of time for the real one, then. So this is Alistar Cookie saying goodbye for...
(Lavendar High School Football Player AM rushes in angrily.)
Angry Lavendar High School Football Player AM: No time for us, huh?!?!
(several other angry high school football player AMs surround Alistar Cookie.)
Angry Pumpkin-Type High School Football Player AM: You make us replaced by dogs, penguins, monsters and Vikings and you call THIS out of time?!?!
Angry Orange-Gold-Type High School Football Player AM: Yes, that makes me really upset!!
(all yelling angrily.)
Alistar Cookie: Oh, me sorry you guys, but that showbiz!
Angry Pointy-headed Green High School Football Player AM: Showbiz?!? Well, let me tell you, punk! (yelling) You've got a lot of us football players that hate each other!!!
(all yelling in a loud agreement)
Alistar Cookie: But guys, that just pretending!
Angry Large Lavendar Live-Handed High School Football Player AM: Pretending?!?! Well, let me tell you the truth, freak! (yelling) We really hate each other because we never like our skin colors and we've never been friends! Let me tell you, WE REALLY HATE EACH OTHER!!!
(all football player AMs start fighting each other.)
Alistar Cookie: Well, there you got it! "Remember the Titans"! Tune in next week for another exciting episode of "Monsterpiece Theater". Thank you. (to football players) Hey, chill out, guys! It over right now! No fighting! No fighting!
Angry Purple High School Football Player AM: (to Lavendar football player AM) You're gonna be real dead, freak!!
Alistar Cookie: Good evening! Me Alistar Cookie and welcome again to Monsterpiece Theater. Tonight, me proudly present our spectacular movie, "Remember the Titans". It about high school football players who fight over their racism of colors. So now, "Remember...the....Titans."
(Scene switch to monsters attacking each other.)
No, no, no! Halt! Stop!
(Scene switches back to Alistar Cookie.)
Wait, that not "Remember the Titans"! Me believe that, um, "Attacking the Monsters", a movie about monsters who attack themselves. Very dangerous, huh? So let try again as me represent "Remember the Titans".
(Scene switches to two dogs.)
Dog#1: We are proud for us to bark.
Dog#2: We are for us to dig our bones.
Dog#1: But we must fight against cats!
(Cats appear and dogs start fighting against them.)
Alistar Cookie: NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
(Scene switches again to Alistar Cookie.)
Oh me sorry again. That movie is "Remember the Dogs". It about dogs who are proud of themselves before they about to fight with cats. So let me start over again for this time. (Clears throat) And now, "Remember the Titans".
(Scene switches to two Muppet penguins)
Penguin#1: We penguins used to fight each other.
Penguin#2: Well just because we don't know each other.
Penguin#1: I remember that this is a bad memory.
Penguin#2: Yeah so let's forget about that and start being friends again!
(They start hopping themselves.)
Alistar Cookie: AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
(Scene switches back again to Alistar Cookie.)
Oh, sorry me lost control but that NOT "Remember the Titans". That movie is, um, "Remember the Penguins". It about penguins remembered the bad times before they start being friends again! Very pleasant, huh? OK, me sure you gonna see "Remember the Titans" this time. So watch.
(Scene switches to two Viking AM's)
Lavendar Viking AM: I remember the titans. They were wonderful soldiers.
Pointy-headed Green Viking AM: Yeah, they were so powerful.
Lavendar Viking AM: Yeah.
(Titan Muppets appear in their thoughts. Alistar Cookie, of course, moans.)
Alistar Cookie: No, no, no, no, no, no!!
(Scene switches back again to Alistar Cookie.)
Well, that NOT the real "Remember the Titans"! That one was about Vikings who remembered these soliders from the good old days of history, and that pretty little joke, huh? Well, it look like we're out of time for the real one, then. So this is Alistar Cookie saying goodbye for...
(Lavendar High School Football Player AM rushes in angrily.)
Angry Lavendar High School Football Player AM: No time for us, huh?!?!
(several other angry high school football player AMs surround Alistar Cookie.)
Angry Pumpkin-Type High School Football Player AM: You make us replaced by dogs, penguins, monsters and Vikings and you call THIS out of time?!?!
Angry Orange-Gold-Type High School Football Player AM: Yes, that makes me really upset!!
(all yelling angrily.)
Alistar Cookie: Oh, me sorry you guys, but that showbiz!
Angry Pointy-headed Green High School Football Player AM: Showbiz?!? Well, let me tell you, punk! (yelling) You've got a lot of us football players that hate each other!!!
(all yelling in a loud agreement)
Alistar Cookie: But guys, that just pretending!
Angry Large Lavendar Live-Handed High School Football Player AM: Pretending?!?! Well, let me tell you the truth, freak! (yelling) We really hate each other because we never like our skin colors and we've never been friends! Let me tell you, WE REALLY HATE EACH OTHER!!!
(all football player AMs start fighting each other.)
Alistar Cookie: Well, there you got it! "Remember the Titans"! Tune in next week for another exciting episode of "Monsterpiece Theater". Thank you. (to football players) Hey, chill out, guys! It over right now! No fighting! No fighting!
Angry Purple High School Football Player AM: (to Lavendar football player AM) You're gonna be real dead, freak!!
