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Alistair Cookie: Good eve-a-ning. Welcome to Monsterpiece Theater. Tonight me bring you very scary story: Panic Room. Ooooh, spooky. Me getting scared just thinking about it. Me haven't been this scared since me tried to eat cookie but me had no milk! Boy, me was scared! (calms himself) So, anyway, enjoy Monsterpiece Theater. (looks around) Now, where that snickerdoodle?
Fade to Telly's bedroom. He's laying in bed with the light on and he's (you guessed it) panicking.
Telly: Oh, it's awful! It's just awful! How am I ever gonna get to sleep now? Oh, no! It's terrible! Absolutely terrible! Oh, why did this have to happen to me? I'm polite, I have good manners, I eat all my spinach at dinner! Why me? Oh, why me? (Just then, Bob runs in)
Bob: Telly, I heard you yelling all the way from the Fix-It-Shop, and I came right over! What's wrong?
Telly: Oh, Bob, it's horrible! It's just horrible!
Bob (laughs): Well, that much I know, Telly, but what exactly happened?
Telly: Okay, Bob, here's what happened. Grover and I had a running contest and we ran through all of Sesame Street. Well, as you can imagine, I was really tired afterwards, so I wanted to get right to bed. So, I brushed my teeth and said my prayers and then crawled into bed. Well, I can't get to sleep because the light's on!
Bob: Well, Telly, the solution is very simple: just turn off the light.
Telly: That's all I have to do? Then I got myself all upset for nothing! Why did I... why did I... why did I... (falls asleep)
Bob (turns light off): Good night, Telly.
Fade to library where Alistair Cookie has a blanket over his head.
Alistair Cookie: Ooh, that was scary! Now me NEVER going to sleep again! I'm Alistair Cookie. Good night... for you folks at home, at least.
Fade to Telly's bedroom. He's laying in bed with the light on and he's (you guessed it) panicking.
Telly: Oh, it's awful! It's just awful! How am I ever gonna get to sleep now? Oh, no! It's terrible! Absolutely terrible! Oh, why did this have to happen to me? I'm polite, I have good manners, I eat all my spinach at dinner! Why me? Oh, why me? (Just then, Bob runs in)
Bob: Telly, I heard you yelling all the way from the Fix-It-Shop, and I came right over! What's wrong?
Telly: Oh, Bob, it's horrible! It's just horrible!
Bob (laughs): Well, that much I know, Telly, but what exactly happened?
Telly: Okay, Bob, here's what happened. Grover and I had a running contest and we ran through all of Sesame Street. Well, as you can imagine, I was really tired afterwards, so I wanted to get right to bed. So, I brushed my teeth and said my prayers and then crawled into bed. Well, I can't get to sleep because the light's on!
Bob: Well, Telly, the solution is very simple: just turn off the light.
Telly: That's all I have to do? Then I got myself all upset for nothing! Why did I... why did I... why did I... (falls asleep)
Bob (turns light off): Good night, Telly.
Fade to library where Alistair Cookie has a blanket over his head.
Alistair Cookie: Ooh, that was scary! Now me NEVER going to sleep again! I'm Alistair Cookie. Good night... for you folks at home, at least.
