Minor Muppetz' TMS Outline: Tina Louise

[minor muppetz]

This outline takes place during the second season.

Cold Opening/ Dressing Room
Scooter tells Tina Louise that she has fifteen seconds 'till curtain, but Tina thinks that fifteen seconds is the same amount of time as a three-hour tour.

Introduction
Kermit announces that Tina Louise, "a.k.a. The Movie Star from Gilligan's Island", is the guest star, and then he introduces the opening number.

Opening Number: Please Hang On To What You've Got
Floyd sings and is backed by four muppets who are holding body parts that are detached from them: two back-up singers are holding their right arms, one is holding his nose ad tongue, and the other is holding her hair.

Balcony
Waldorf: So, we're supposed to hold on to what we've got.
Statler: Oh, no!
Waldorf: What?
Statler: You don't suppose we have to hold onto our tickets, do you?

Muppet News
The Newsman reports that dismembered body parts have been taking over offices, resturaunt kitches, and somewhere else over the world. The Newsman doesn't know what that somewhere else is due to a smudge on the paper, but it turns out that the something else was "news room sets on theatrical stages", and he get's attacked by a nose, two hands, and a foot.

Backstage
Kermit tells Tina Louise to get ready, but she refuses to go on, due to Kermit mentioning her role on Gilligan's Island. Apparantly, her contract stated that Kermit wouldn't mention her role on Gilligan's Island during the show.

The Swedish Chef
The Swedish Chef tells the audience that he is making what sounds like a "Ham Sandwich", but he in fact is actually making a hand sandwhich. He puts a disembodied hand (looking human-like, not muppet-like, and it doesn't move on it's own) between two slices of bread.

Balcony
Statler: What's up with all these missing body part jokes tonight?
Waldorf: Maybe the frog lost his head.
Statler: Don't be silly.
(Kermit's head pops up)
Kermit's head: Hey, has anybody seen my head?
(a headless Kermit shows up in the balcony)

UK Spot: Do You Beleive in Magic?
Dr. Teeth and the electric mayhem perform as Floyd, Janice, and Zoot keep turning into things. Floyd turns into Baskerville, TR Rooster, Jerry, a chicken, and a frog. Janice turns into Catgut, a frog, a chciken, and a rat. Zoot turns into a bearded bum, a frog, a pig, and Luncheon Counter Monster (and eats his saxaphone when he does).

Balcony
Statler: Do you beleive in magic?
Waldorf: Yes, I beleive that this theater will someday magically disapear.
(Waldorf suddenly dissapears)

Veterinarians Hospital
The Green heap is the patient. The Vets Hospital staff keeps making fun of the heaps looks, untill he decides to start talking badly about their looks. Janice is surprised that he even talks badly about her looks, but Piggy isn't.

Dressing Room
Kermit and Scooter try to get Tina Louise to go on-stage, but they made a deal, and Kermit broke his promise. Scooter decides to go on in her place, stating that he has been practicing an act for weeks. Kermit says that Scooter doesn't even need to mention his uncle who owns the theater.

Song: Give Peace a Chance
Boppity and Gloat sing but eventually start hurting each other as they upstage each other. Crazy Harry comes on-stage, and finishes the song wjile blowing them up.

Balcony
Waldorf: We really should give peace a chance.
Statler: Yeah, but not here.

Introduction
Rowlf introduces Scooter.

Scooter's Act
Scooter plans on juggling bowling pins. He throws them up in the air, but Animal shows up and messes up his act. The audience boos Scooter, but Scooter tells the audience that his uncle who owns the theater won't like their reaction. The audience doesn't care.

Backstage
Tina Louise finds out that Scooter has an uncle who owns the theater, and feels sorry for Scooter, and asks Scooter if there is anything she can do for him. Scooter tells her that she can perform her closing number.

Introduction
Kermit: "Well, Tina Louise had refused to go on, but now she has come to her senses, I guess, and finally, here is Tina Louise!"

Closing Number: Put a Little Love in Your Heart
Tina Louise sings to Luncheon Counter Monster, who takes a big heart and stuffs it with chocolate candy, flowers, a stuffed bear, and a book of love poems.

Good Night
Kermit tells the audience to give Tina Louise a hand, but the audience throws several hands at her. They get joined by Scooter, Fozzie, Floyd, and Luncheon Counter Monster.

 

[crazed gonzo fa]

this was great! make more please!!!!!

 

[MartyMuppets]

Well done minor muppetz

Muppet News
The Newsman reports that dismembered body parts have been taking over offices, resturaunt kitches, and somewhere else over the world. The Newsman doesn't know what that somewhere else is due to a smudge on the paper, but it turns out that the something else was "news room sets on theatrical stages", and he get's attacked by a nose, two hands, and a foot.

Did you envisage the nose as the muppet nose and the foot as the "real" foot from Sesame Street What's my part skits?
And are the hands "real" like the foot or muppet like the nose?

 

[minor muppetz]

Well done minor muppetz


Did you envisage the nose as the muppet nose and the foot as the "real" foot from Sesame Street What's my part skits?
And are the hands "real" like the foot or muppet like the nose?

Yes. However, the hands that get thrown at the guest at the end are a variety of real and muppet-style hands (as well as a variety of human hands, animal hands, and monster hands).

 

[MartyMuppets]

I remember this one. Loved those body parts