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Enjoy this season 3 outline, suggested to me by kathy26.
Cold Opening
The two-headed whatnot can't believe that the show is having two guest stars.
Introduction
Kermit is pleased to announce that Frankie and Annette are the guest stars, and invites the viewers to a beach party!
Opening Number: Beach Blanket Bingo
Frankie and Annette sing the title song from Beach Blanket Bingo, at the beach and joined by many characters, including Timmy, Thog, Floyd, Janice, Animal, the pigs, some whatnots, Boppity, some birds, and Fletcherbird.
Balcony
Statler would like to go to the beach, but Waldorf says he'd be surprised if Statler can even make it to the stage.
Backstage
Kermit tells Beauregard and Beaker to pollish up some motorcycles that are backstage. The motorcycles are needed for later.
Introduction
Kermit now introduces Frankie Avalon without Annette, this time with Miss Piggy.
Song: Venus
Frankie sings the disco version of his hit song to Miss Piggy, backed by The Electric Mayhem.
Backstage
Beauregard and Beaker have finished polishing the motorcycles, and accidently set off the motorcycles, causing them to drive off on their own.
At the Dance
Bo and Beaker chase after the motorcycles during At the Dance.
A few of the jokes:
Female: What kind of dance moves do you think are most popular?
(they see a motorcycle drive past them)
Male: How about "The Motorcycle"?
(Bunsen dances with a female whatnot. They observe Beaker chasing a motorcycle)
Bunsen: Oh, don't worry, Beaker. The motorcycle experiment is delayed until next week.
Eventually, Bo finds two of the motorcycles dancing, and being confused (while Beaker hangs from a motorcycle that drives by upside-down in the ballroom).
UK Spot: Spanish Flea
A jazz band performs "Spanish Flea".
Dressing Room
Kermit comes to Annette Funicello's dressing room, asking her to sing her first big hit, "How Will I Know My Love". Fozzie, Scooter, Janice, Annie Sue, Zeke, and some chickens also show up.
Pigs in Space
The Swinetrek crew is expecting an important dinner guest, but Beauregard and Beaker both ride motorcycles through the main room, before the dinner guest (a tomado) decides to cancel dinner.
Balcony
Waldorf thinks he should take up motorcycle riding. Statler thinks Waldorf should take up getting a life.
Veterinarian's Hospital
The patient is a motorcycle. Dr. Bob says that it should be called a "motor-sick-le".
Backstage
Beauregard and Beaker have gotten the motorcycles to stop, due to runnign out of gas. Kermit informs them that the motorcycles don't need gas, and instructs them to just bring them on-stage.
Introduction
Kermit introduces The Great Gonzo.
Gonzo's Act The motorcyclesa re line dup. Gonzo plans on jumping over the motorcycles with only his bare feet, to the tune of Bach. Gonzo runs over to the wings, is about to runa nd jump over the motorcycles.. But then a plice officer interupts the act, tellign Gonzo that he needs to talk to him.
Balcony
Waldorf: Hooray! Bravo! Loved it!
Statler: What do you mean? He didn't finish the act, you old fool!
Waldorf: I thought it was supposed to en dthat way.
(the two laugh)
Introduction
Kermit introduces the closing number.
Closing Number: Close to You
Frankie and Annette sing on the beach set ftom the opening number, joined by Sweetums, Doglion, Mean Mama, The Mutations, Thog, and Timmy.
Good Night
Kermit, Annette, and Frankie are joined by Sweetums, Mean Mama, Miss Piggy, Beauregard, and Fletcherbird.
Cold Opening
The two-headed whatnot can't believe that the show is having two guest stars.
Introduction
Kermit is pleased to announce that Frankie and Annette are the guest stars, and invites the viewers to a beach party!
Opening Number: Beach Blanket Bingo
Frankie and Annette sing the title song from Beach Blanket Bingo, at the beach and joined by many characters, including Timmy, Thog, Floyd, Janice, Animal, the pigs, some whatnots, Boppity, some birds, and Fletcherbird.
Balcony
Statler would like to go to the beach, but Waldorf says he'd be surprised if Statler can even make it to the stage.
Backstage
Kermit tells Beauregard and Beaker to pollish up some motorcycles that are backstage. The motorcycles are needed for later.
Introduction
Kermit now introduces Frankie Avalon without Annette, this time with Miss Piggy.
Song: Venus
Frankie sings the disco version of his hit song to Miss Piggy, backed by The Electric Mayhem.
Backstage
Beauregard and Beaker have finished polishing the motorcycles, and accidently set off the motorcycles, causing them to drive off on their own.
At the Dance
Bo and Beaker chase after the motorcycles during At the Dance.
A few of the jokes:
Female: What kind of dance moves do you think are most popular?
(they see a motorcycle drive past them)
Male: How about "The Motorcycle"?
(Bunsen dances with a female whatnot. They observe Beaker chasing a motorcycle)
Bunsen: Oh, don't worry, Beaker. The motorcycle experiment is delayed until next week.
Eventually, Bo finds two of the motorcycles dancing, and being confused (while Beaker hangs from a motorcycle that drives by upside-down in the ballroom).
UK Spot: Spanish Flea
A jazz band performs "Spanish Flea".
Dressing Room
Kermit comes to Annette Funicello's dressing room, asking her to sing her first big hit, "How Will I Know My Love". Fozzie, Scooter, Janice, Annie Sue, Zeke, and some chickens also show up.
Pigs in Space
The Swinetrek crew is expecting an important dinner guest, but Beauregard and Beaker both ride motorcycles through the main room, before the dinner guest (a tomado) decides to cancel dinner.
Balcony
Waldorf thinks he should take up motorcycle riding. Statler thinks Waldorf should take up getting a life.
Veterinarian's Hospital
The patient is a motorcycle. Dr. Bob says that it should be called a "motor-sick-le".
Backstage
Beauregard and Beaker have gotten the motorcycles to stop, due to runnign out of gas. Kermit informs them that the motorcycles don't need gas, and instructs them to just bring them on-stage.
Introduction
Kermit introduces The Great Gonzo.
Gonzo's Act The motorcyclesa re line dup. Gonzo plans on jumping over the motorcycles with only his bare feet, to the tune of Bach. Gonzo runs over to the wings, is about to runa nd jump over the motorcycles.. But then a plice officer interupts the act, tellign Gonzo that he needs to talk to him.
Balcony
Waldorf: Hooray! Bravo! Loved it!
Statler: What do you mean? He didn't finish the act, you old fool!
Waldorf: I thought it was supposed to en dthat way.
(the two laugh)
Introduction
Kermit introduces the closing number.
Closing Number: Close to You
Frankie and Annette sing on the beach set ftom the opening number, joined by Sweetums, Doglion, Mean Mama, The Mutations, Thog, and Timmy.
Good Night
Kermit, Annette, and Frankie are joined by Sweetums, Mean Mama, Miss Piggy, Beauregard, and Fletcherbird.