MC Fourm Awards, SPEECH!

[HPDJ]

POST ACCEPTANCE SPEECHES HERE! Results are coming in on the other thread!

 

[Beauregard]

Ladies and Gentlemen! Please welcome your host for tonight, HPDJ!

*gratituous applause*

 

[HPDJ]

Thank you, I love you all! Hello! Thank You! Your wonder-HAY! (Points at crowd) That guys owes me money! Thank you! I would like you to be upstanding for our wonderful, magical, funniest and most avatarable (is that a word??? ) user of all time...BEAUREGARD!

 

[Vibs]

(From somewhere in the audience)

Viq: Who is that guy .. Bea... Beauregard?

Vibs: I don't know. *Looks closer* He reminds me of somebody...

Viq: !!! *startled* Could it be???

Vibs: Nah, our father would never get a price for being... anything at all!

Viq: Except being really fun making fun at!

Vibs: Yeah!!

*Both laugh in a Waldorf and Statler baby-ish way.*

 

[Beauregard]

*gets back up from seat where I'd just sat after intro'ing HPDJ*

Gee thanks, everyone. I never thought my blinking avatar (titter) woud get my an award. And, as for being funny, hey, Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get away from this side!

Wocka, wocka..um...

Hey, this award is a little brass statue of a Rubber Chicken, and, wow, a large screen TV and a trip to Atlanta.

 

[Vibs]

Viq: Wau!

Vibs: Yeah!

Viq: I mean.. I....It's... A little brass statue of a Rubber Chicken!!!!

Vibs: *Looks into camera* Impressive isn't it?

 

[HPDJ]

HPDJ: Woah...there's 3 of us, great attendance this year, huh! (A cloud of dust rolls across the floor)

 

[Harvey Towers]

*Meanwhile at Wilson's Brass Rubber Chicken Statue Makers*

Well that's another award finished, all I have to do now is send it to the engraver so he can write the name on in pencil.

I wonder who this award is going to...

 

[Beauregard]

And now while I am here, let me introduce our next award. That of the coolest of all art form, Geekery! Vic Romano you get right up here, and accept this pair of brass glasses for being our resident Geek! *aside* Even though I think the award in an honory one for your art knowledge...

 

[HPDJ]

If only I could speak French, I could translate everything into French like in Eurovision. Ah, well... Vic Romano! Hurry up, the sun's going to burn out in 3 billion years!