Let's Talk about Me lyrics

[muppetlover123]

i k now i messed up on some but here

im tex richman
mr texas king
people call me rich cause i got my money
i got more cheddar then some super sized nachos
got cash flow like robert hes denero
i use more greens then vincent van go
i make the baker bake my bread out of dough
no no dont eat it though it'll make you ill
there aint no flour in a hundred dollar bill

hes tex richman
everybody listen
just how great it is to be him
hes the greatest
loves the lamest
were wastin time oh cant you see

yeah its funny in a richmans world
when i use a piece of string
i use a string of pearls
if somethings for sale consider it sold
i got so much gold i gold plate my gold
ive got a guy to gold plate my cat
i dont regret much but i do regret that
if i could start over i'd do it all the same
but i wouldn't gold plate little twinkles again

hes tex richman
everybody listen
just how great it is to be him
hes the greatest
loves the lamest
were wastin time oh cant you see

i recall a heart breaking story
about my own 10th birthday party
should been glorious day for me
id have been happy as can be
but the muppets were there to put on a show
they started to dance they were telling there jokes
i didnt laugh i didnt know how
then my friends they all turned around
and they laughed at me
they laughed at me
and i hate you muppets so

hes tex richman
everybody listen
just how great it is to be him
hes the greatest
loves the lamest
were wastin time oh cant you see

yea the muppets time to give up your dream