Kermit's Swamp Adventures

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Kermit started life out as a tadpole with a greenish tint. His parents could always tell him apart for some destined reason. He liked to hang out with his friends Croaker and Goggles but he often got picked on for some reason. He was always different, a free-thinker who liked to sit on his sitting log and strum away on his banjo. Lets find out for starters how he came to play that banjo for the first time......(Fades out)

"Come on guys lets look around for neat stuff!" said a young kermit. "Are you sure its a good idea kermit? You remember what happened last time!" said a worried looking Goggles. "Relax! Kermit knows what he's doing. Right Kermit?" said Croaker. "Um...Yeah!" said Kermit. The frogs shuffled through the grass to a special area. "Now all we have to do is wait for something to happen." said Kermit. A truck passed by, coincedentally a box of musical instruments fell out as it drove away. "Hmm." said Kermit as he peered into the cardboard box. "What could this be?" said Kermit holding a tuba. It blasted out a large sound which frightened the three frogs. "Gah!" said a shocked looking Kermit. "Its a weapon!" said Goggles. "Its music." said an intrigued Kermit. He rummidged through the instruments finding a guitar, a saxophone, a trumpet and a trombone. But deep in the bottom lay a magnificent banjo. "Jackpot!" said Croaker. "Ooh!" said Kermit. He picked it up, twiddled with it till he found the right angle and strummed it. It sounded beutiful. Then he rushed back to the swamp, his friends following him and trying to keep up. As he travelled through the swamp he played a song of joy that got the attention of all the other frogs in the swamp and a few alligators. They moved they're heads to the beat as Kermit kept on strummin. He strummed, he strummed all night long but stopped in the morning for a snooze. His parents fellt happy with him as he played his banjo superbly.

 

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As the weeks and days went on Kermit's popularity soared. But he didn't care. For Kermit didn't do it for the people. He did it because he liked it. And to this day he still has his banjo with him which he plays as he makes new songs in history like Rainbow Connection and such other melodys. Tune in next time to hear another great chapter in Kermit's continuing life.....

 

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Back at the swamp Kermit also had a few other friends, like Arnie the Alligator. Arnie was a wise old reptile that gave Kermit advice. He was possibly the wisest of the swamp-folk. He spoke with a harsh country accent and popped up in the most unexpected times. He had been about the water a lot and had seen and witnessed the many dangers of man. He had once seen his old swamp demolished by clawed diggers on huge wheels while he swam away. But Arnie is happy if not a bit lonely but whenever kermit goes to visit the swamp he will see Arnie most of all.

 

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Kermits eyes and collar are a rare gene among frogs. His couisin has eyes just like his. We believe it comes from his great great great great great grandfather's third couisin's second uncle. And the collar, well thats just a mystery.......

 

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A few years before Kermit started The Muppet Show he held in his arm a young frog named Robin. One of Kermit's brothers, Phil was the father, his wife had just gave birth to Robin a few months ago. And Phil had just come to tell Kermit with Robin with him.
"Hello Kermit" said a soft and familiar voice. "Phil? Is that you?" said Kermit. "Yes. I thought I'd visit you first. I brought a special guest." (The guest which he spoke of was of course Robin.) "Oh. Hello little guy." said Kermit. "My names Kermit." Then Robin said his very first word. "K-k-k-kerrrrmiiiit." he said "Did you hear that Kerm?" said Phil "Your his first word!" Kermits smile enlargened. "How cute." said he and with that Kermit got to know his nephew a lot more. And now you know more about Kermit. Tune in when I share more.