Kermit talks about annoying things

[minor muppetz]

Kermit: Hi, ho, Kermit the Frog here, and today I am going to talk to you about annoying things. Do you know what annoying means? Well, annoying things are.....
(Zoe walks by)
Zoe: Hey, Kermit, do you want to see me do a ballet dance?
Kermit: Uh, no, I do not want to see....
(Zoe dances anyway)
Zoe: Good dance, huh?
Kermit: (sarcastically) Uh, yeah (scrunches mouth) that is the best danc eI've ever seen. (to camera) Sheesh!
Zoe: Well, I've got to go now. (leaves)
Kermit: Good ridence. Now, as I was saying, annooying things are...
(Baby Bear walks in)
Baby Bear: Hey, Frog! Do you want to taste some of my porridge?
Kermit: No, not now. Now I've got to give a lecture on...
Baby Bear: Oh, have some porridge (accidently drops a bowl ofporridge on Kermit, burning Kermit's feet)
Kermit: Oww! That was really hot!
Baby Bear: Oh, don't worry. I'll just get some more.
(Baby Bear leaves as Kermit scrunches mouth)
Kermit: Anyway, annoyoing things are things that you just can't stand. Zoe just annoyed me with her ballet dancing and Baby Bear just annoyed me with his porridge. And now I'll show an example...
(The Monster Clubhouse monsters show up)
Narf: Hey, look!
Phoebe: It's a frog!
Kermit: Yes, I'm a frog, and I'm very busy trying...
Google: And we know what day today is, right?
All: yeah!
Kermit: (annoyed) I don't know what today is!!!
(Narf explains what day it is, but his language can't be understood)
Kermit: Uh, I still don't understand.....
(Google takes a baseball bat and hits Kermit with it)
Narf: Well, we did it.
Phoebe: Yeah, it was "hit a frog day".
Kermit: (really annoyed) NOW LISTEN UP! I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO TALK TO THE AUDIENCE ABOUT ANNOYING THINGS AND ALL YOU PEOPLE HAVE BEEN DOING IS...... (sudden realization) uh, annoying me.
Narf: oh, glad we could be some help.
Kermit: Yes, uh, thank you.
Baby Bear: Here is some cool porridge.
Kermit: Oh, well my lecture is over, and you were a big help.
Baby Bear: (confused) Huh?
Zoe: (dancing in front of brick wall) Hey, I've got some more dance moves.
Kermit: Yes, well the lecture is over so you all can't annoy me anymore.
Google: Oh, good. (hits Kermit with a bat again)

 

[MeepBorkMeep]

Awesome! Brilliant! And you're right. Zoe is most definitely annoying.

 

[MartyMuppets]

Great job