(begins singing)
Oh, there's no fire in the fireplace,
There's no carpet on the floor,
Don't try to order dinner, there's no kitchen anymore,
But if the road seems kind of bumpy,
And you need to rest a spell
Well welcome home, to Muppet Central!
Welcome home!
Oh, welcome home!
No matter where you wander,
you will never do as well
*we hear boos from other forum members, as Hubert tries to finish up the song quickly*
We've got every kind of critter,
We've got every kind of pest,
but we'll treat them all as equal
Just as any other guest
We are cleaner than the others,
Still as far as we can tell,
You'll fit right in at Muppet Central,
You'll fit right in at Muppet Central!!!!!!!!!!!!
*leaves stage*