I'm sure we all saw the cartoon clip featuring Jughead from The Archies. He said "Let me tell you a story using the letter J.....Jughead Joined a Jam eating contest but he couldn't open the Jar so he told the Judge who told him to Jump in the lake. Then he said he was only Joking!!!" I know there was a line or 2 missing somewhere in the middle. Can anyone refresh my memory?