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Chapter 1
It was two days before the next episode of The Muppet Show. Janice was in the prop room, sadly playing her guitar. Floyd had heard her playing and came in to see what was wrong.
"That was good playing, Janice, though a bit sad", said Floyd, "Is something wrong?"
"Oh, well...", said Janice, "I haven't really done much on the show lately."
"What do you mean?", asked Floyd, "You've been playing with the band almost every week, and you've played Nurse Janice in three out of every four shows, and you've sung in the chorus."
"I know", said Janice, "But I'm still not featured enough. I, like, hardly ever get a lead singing opportunity, and rarely get a solo. It's usually you or Dr. Teeth doing the main singing, and I've rully just been part of the band. I want to do more, fer sure!"
"Well, why don't you tell the frog how you feel?", asked Floyd.
"Oh, of course!", said Janice, "Where is Kermit?"
"He's down in the canteen", said Floyd.
Meanwhile, down in the canteen...
"What's wrong, Frog?", asked Gladys, "You're usually happier when you eat your fly sandwhich."
"Oh, the guest star just cancled her appearance", said Kermit.
"Well, she must have been really intelligent to have cancled", said Sam, "Who was the scheduled guets star, anyway?"
"Sarah Pailin", said Kermit.
"Hmm, figures", said Sam, "Always the ones I want on the show."
"We need to do some changing on such short notice", moaned Kermit.
Janice then ran to Kermit.
"Hey, Kermit, I would rully like to do more on the show, fer sure!", said Janice.
"If you want more exposure, I know of a place where women get plenty of it, okay", said Pepe, "It's called X Dancers, okay."
"Hey, wait a minute!", exclaiemd Kermit, "This weeks guest star cancled, you can go on in her place!"
"oh, rully?", said Janice.
"Oh, yeah, you were there for the rehearsals of her main sketch", said Kermit.
"I was going to be an extra", said Janice.
"Well, now you can star in it, and you can also perform up to three numbers", said Kermit.
"I'll take three, fer sure!", said Janice.
"Terriffic!", said Kermit.
"I can put makeup on her, okay", said Pepe.
"I can't wait to be the promoted guest star", said Janice, "It's like this'll be my big break!"
However, upstairs by the canteen door, Miss Piggy had overheard this.
"So, a guest star cancles and they replace her with Janice instead of moi?", thought Piggy, "I'll give her a bigger break."
It was two days before the next episode of The Muppet Show. Janice was in the prop room, sadly playing her guitar. Floyd had heard her playing and came in to see what was wrong.
"That was good playing, Janice, though a bit sad", said Floyd, "Is something wrong?"
"Oh, well...", said Janice, "I haven't really done much on the show lately."
"What do you mean?", asked Floyd, "You've been playing with the band almost every week, and you've played Nurse Janice in three out of every four shows, and you've sung in the chorus."
"I know", said Janice, "But I'm still not featured enough. I, like, hardly ever get a lead singing opportunity, and rarely get a solo. It's usually you or Dr. Teeth doing the main singing, and I've rully just been part of the band. I want to do more, fer sure!"
"Well, why don't you tell the frog how you feel?", asked Floyd.
"Oh, of course!", said Janice, "Where is Kermit?"
"He's down in the canteen", said Floyd.
Meanwhile, down in the canteen...
"What's wrong, Frog?", asked Gladys, "You're usually happier when you eat your fly sandwhich."
"Oh, the guest star just cancled her appearance", said Kermit.
"Well, she must have been really intelligent to have cancled", said Sam, "Who was the scheduled guets star, anyway?"
"Sarah Pailin", said Kermit.
"Hmm, figures", said Sam, "Always the ones I want on the show."
"We need to do some changing on such short notice", moaned Kermit.
Janice then ran to Kermit.
"Hey, Kermit, I would rully like to do more on the show, fer sure!", said Janice.
"If you want more exposure, I know of a place where women get plenty of it, okay", said Pepe, "It's called X Dancers, okay."
"Hey, wait a minute!", exclaiemd Kermit, "This weeks guest star cancled, you can go on in her place!"
"oh, rully?", said Janice.
"Oh, yeah, you were there for the rehearsals of her main sketch", said Kermit.
"I was going to be an extra", said Janice.
"Well, now you can star in it, and you can also perform up to three numbers", said Kermit.
"I'll take three, fer sure!", said Janice.
"Terriffic!", said Kermit.
"I can put makeup on her, okay", said Pepe.
"I can't wait to be the promoted guest star", said Janice, "It's like this'll be my big break!"
However, upstairs by the canteen door, Miss Piggy had overheard this.
"So, a guest star cancles and they replace her with Janice instead of moi?", thought Piggy, "I'll give her a bigger break."