hi-ho!

[Beakie]

What do a car, duck, and frog have in common?

They all have wheels! Except for the duck and frog.

 

[Chatalie]

duck joke

Originally posted by Chatalie
awwww....I hadn't heard that one! SWEET! Thanks FOZ

stop me if you've heard this one:
A duck walks into a store and asks the clerk (what a funny word: clrrk):"Do u have any grapes? and the man at the store answers:
(to be continued)


"No, we don't have any grapes". So the duck leaves.
The duck comes back the next day, waddles up to the clerk and asks: "Do you have any grapes?",
to which the guy answers: "NO!, we DON"T have any grapes!"
so the duck leaves. He comes back the third day, goes the see the guy and asks: " Do you have any grapes?"
to which the guy yells:" NO, WE DON'T HAVE ANY GRAPES, AND THE NEXT TIME YOU COME IN HERE AND ASK ME FOR GRAPES, I'M GONNA STAPLE YOUR FEET TO THE FLOOR!!!!!". So the duck leaves...and comes back on the fourth day: "Excuse me, do you have any staples?" The guy thinks for a second:"mmm....no, we don't have any staples." So the duck says:
"DO YOU HAVE ANY GRAPES!?




Chatalie

 

[Manda:-D]

HAW HAW HAR DE HAR Hee hee hee hee *snort* hee hee *wheeze, pant* mmm hehehehe *sniff*

HI CHATALIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I'M RULLY HYPER NOW!)

Er....Hera....You gonna be OK?

 

[Crazy Harry]

Hera....You gonna be OK?

I doubt it.

 

[HeraLirambar]

I doubt it.

You are correct, sir!

Uh, what's going on now?