Here Is Your Life (Disney Version): Copper

[GuySmileyfan]

Hi everybody,

Yet again I have yet again a Disney version of Here Is Your Life. Today's guest is Copper from Fox and the Hound. I know you guys are not great fans of my Here Is Your Life fanfic because of Disney. But I'm a Disney fanatic. That's what I am.

Warning: The couple of characters are you about to read is the couple of characters from Fox and the Hound 2.

Here it is:


(The title logo with a book is shown, the organ music starts playing, and we hear the announcer speaking.)
Announcer: And now, once again it’s time to for your favorite reunion show, Here Is Your Life.
( The title has faded into the cabin setting with a fireplace. Copper from Fox and the Hound was sleeping on the rug. And Guy Smiley is hiding behind the closet.)
Announcer: And here is you’re Here Is Your Life host, (whispers) Guy Smiley!
(By the judge of the announcer’s whisper Guy’s name, no one cheered. And Guy Smiley is still hiding behind the closet with the book around his arm.)
Guy Smiley: I’m hiding here in the hunter’s cabin, where we’re about to give someone a surprise of their lives. So as we say in the business, today’s episode has gone to the…dogs. And here is that little puppy right now. His name is Copper and I’m going to surprise him so here I go.
(Guy Smiley comes out of the closet sneaking on Copper and wake him up with the yell.)
Guy Smiley: (Clear his throat and yells.) HELLO THERE!
(Copper wake up with a YELP!)
Copper: Aaaaah! A stranger! (Starts barking at Guy Smiley.)
Guy Smiley: Now now settle down settle down. I’m not going to hurt you.
Copper: Then who are you and why are you trying to scare me for?
Guy Smiley: I’m Guy Smiley and I didn’t scare you. I surprise you. And here’s another surprise, because…HERE IS YOUR LIFE, COPPER!
(The audience cheered and the organ music starts playing again.)
Copper: What? Me?
Guy Smiley: Yes!
Copper: It can’t be!
Guy Smiley: It can! It can and it is.
Copper: Wow! That’s wonderful Mr. Smiley. But, there is one problem.
Guy Smiley: What’s that?
Copper: Well, my owner Amos and my guardian Chief are hunting in the forest and they’re going to be very angry that you’re trepassing our cabin.
Guy Smiley: No need to worry, Copper. Because my staff kept them busy at the Kenny Rogers Casino. So we’ll do your life while they’re gone. And speaking of life, let’s see if you can recognize this voice.
Voice: I remember my son when he used to live with me.
Copper: It isn’t!
Guy Smiley: It is! From Oak Ridge, Tennessee the person who raised when you were a tiny pup, your mother! Come on in Copper’s mother!

(The audience cheered and Copper’s mother enters from the cabin door. Copper and his mother started cuddling and licking eachother.)
Copper: Mother!
Mother: Oh Copper, my little angel!
Guy: Yes! Wonderful!
Copper: I miss you mom!
Guy: Now tell us, how do you raise him?
Mother: Oh well, I remember when Copper was first born And I took care of him for a few months until Copper was sold by this hunter. But, I know someday he’ll be a great hunting hound.
Guy Smiley: Wonderful! Thank you very much, Copper’s mother! Yes!
(Copper’s mother licking his son goodbye and Guy Smiley give Copper’s mother a gently push offstage.)
Guy Smiley: Okay! Get off now please! Thank you!
Copper: Oh wow!
Guy Smiley: Well Copper, you were sold your new owner and your legal gaurdian. But, you are not the only one who’s being sale. Now can you recognize these voices?
Voices: We remember Copper when we used to live together before we get new owners.
Copper: No!

Guy Smiley: Yes! Direct from Chattanooga and Kingsport, Tennessee, here are your brother and sister, Mary and Chester! Come on in you two!
( Audience cheered and the two puppies come out from the door.)
M&C: Copper!
Copper: Mary! Chester!
(The puppies started huddling eachother playfully.)
Guy Smiley: Yes!
Chester: Boy Copper, it’s been a while that we haven’t seen you.
Mary: Yeah! And I miss the good old days that we used to play together.
Copper: Yeah. But it’s really great to see you guys.
Guy Smiley: Well thank you very much pups. Go to your mother now.
C&M: Bye Copper!
Copper: Bye!
Guy Smiley: And so Copper, you we’re living in a new home. You’re owner Amos Slade tries to teach you how to be a great hunting dog. But you make mistakes and made total chaos.
Copper: Yeah. I was so sad, that I don’t have any talent.
Guy Smiley: Yes. But, you went to this carnival and your hear this country dogs singing. And that song they’ve been singing which goes like this.
Voices: WE’RE THE PERFECT MATCH
‘CAUSE WE’RE IN HARMONY.
Copper: Oh no!
Guy: Oh yes! Direct from Nashville Tennessee, please welcome Cash and Dixie, now married and raising puppies! Come in you two!
(The audience cheered. Dixie and Cash from Fox and the Hound 2 enters from the cabin door.)
Copper: Dixie! Cash!
(Copper run into Dixie and Cash and started to group hug.)
Dixie: Oh hello little darlin’.
Cash: Hey there kid! Good to see ya again!
Copper: Hey, I’ve been singing for fun.
Dixie: That’s great, Copper. And I’m sorry I get jealous by you darlin’. I thought you’re very cute.
Cash: And I’m sorry I was being a jerk for firing you. I didn’t really mean you no harm.
Copper: It’s okay Cash. But now I realize I’m not really coup up to be a hound dude.
Cash: Hey, don’t worry Copper. No matter how far we are we’ll always be hound dudes.
(Cash gave Copper a hug and rubbed his head playfully. The audience made a sypathetic aww.)
Guy Smiley: Wonderful! Well thank you very much Cash and Dixie. We’ll see you at the party afterwords.
Cash: See ya later, kid!
Dixie: Bye darlin’.
Copper: Bye.
Guy Smiley: All right. And now Copper, we have come to your important phase to your life. Since you got new home, there is someone else that you know from far away. You had a friend. And you’re friend is a fox.
Copper: Yeah. His name was Todd.
Guy Smiley: That’s right. And you met eachother and become great friends. And you promise eachother that you should be friends forever. Until something awful that’s happened. Your gaurdian and owner started chasing your friend and both of you are seperated.
(Audience gasp)
Copper: (Sniffed) Yeah. It was the saddest day of my life.

Guy: A sad day indeed. And then you were away here in the forest for the hunting interim. And you haven’t seen your friend for a long time.
Copper: He was my best friend. Until we haven’t seen eachother.
Guy: Well get ready Copper. Here he is. We found him!
Copper: You didn’t!
Guy: We did! We gave Widow Tweed permission to bring him here. So here he is your best friend TODD THE FOX! COME ON IN!
(The audience cheered. And Todd enters from the cabin door.)
Copper: Todd!
Todd: Copper!
(Started hugging eachother.)
Guy: Wonderful!
Copper: I miss you Todd.
Todd: I miss you too Copper. Now we can play together for awhile.
Guy: Well there you have it, folks. This is been your life, Copper!
Copper: Oh, thank you Mr. Smiley!
(The audience cheered. Copper’s family, Cash, and Dixie re-enters.)
Guy: Yes, come on in everybody! And to help you to remember this wonderful homecoming, we’re giving you a memory book and this lovely collar bracelet. And that’s not all we’re throwing a big party for everybody. Yes! And this is Guy Smiley saying tune in again for the next episode of HERE IS YOUR LIFE!
(Audience cheers and the organ music keeps playuing until the very end.)

Okay, I know some of you are not fans of my version of Here Is Your Life and frankly I'm unpopular, but I need anyone to suggest a Disney character that I would use for the next episode of Here Is Your Life Disney Version. And I'll do my best find something else besides Disney. Thank you.

 

[Princeton]

Frankly, I think you're being too hard on yourself; these are great! A very original idea and I think you're executing them beautifully. I do have one bit of advice, though: More Jokes! You've included a lot of great zingers here and with your Simba one, but I'm confident that you can make them funnier. Again, you're doing a great job, so don't give up!

 

[GuySmileyfan]

Well, I did my best. But thank you.