Herbert Birdsfoot presents Making Loud Noises Without Talking

[minor muppetz]

Herbert Birdsfoot: Hello, Herbert Birdsfoot here, and today I am going to talk about making loud noises wihtout talking. There are many ways to be loud wihtout talking. But instead of me listing the examples, let's just show you some. (Walks to a Honker) Can you make a noise wihtout talking?

(The Honker honks his nose)

Herbert Birdsfoot: Very good. (walks up to a Dinger) Now, can you make a noise without talking?

(The Dinger dings his head)

Herbert Birdsfoot: Very good. (walks up to Don Music) Can you make noise wihtout talking?

(Don Music hits his head on the wall)

Herbert Birdsfoot: Very good, uh, I think. (walks to Ernie) Ernie, can you make noise without talking?

(Ernie squeaks his Rubber Duckie)

Herbert Birdsfoot: Good, good. (walks to Cookie Monster, who is holding a plate of cookies) Can you make noise without talking?

(Cookie Monster eats the cookies and the plate, making crunching noises)

Herbert Birdsfoot: That's good. (walks to Sully, who has a drill with him)

Herbert Birdsfoot: Can you make a noise without talking?

(Sully nods and then drills)

Herbert Birdsfoot: (shouting) Very good, Sully! (Walks to Hoots, and goes back t talking in a normal-tone voice) Can you make a noise without talking?

(Hoots plays a note on his saxaphone)

Herbert Birdsfoot: That's terriffic. (walks to Oscar) Oscar, can you make a noise without talking?

Oscar: (shouting) Yes, I can, but I won't! (makes a nasty laugh)

Herbert Birdsfoot: Oh, well. (walks to Herry Monster) I guess we have time for one more example. Herry, cna you make a sound without talking?

Herry: Yes. (lights a rocket, which shoots off into the air)

Herbert Birdsfoot: Very good. So that proves that you ccan make noise without talking. (Herbert suddenly explodes and then faints)

 

[MartyMuppets]

HA HA HA That's great minor.
I could easily picture that actually happening on Sesame Street.
Funny idea. Top marks to you.

 

[minor muppetz]

I had thought about having Kermit be the star, but then I changed my mind and decided to have it star Herbert Birdsfoot instead.

Here is an idea I thought of after I had completed this story:

Herbert Birdsfoot: (walking up to Lefty) Hey, can you....

Lefty: SHhhhh!!

Herbert Birdsfoot: (whispering) Oh, sorry, and good, you made a noise without talking. (walks to Professor Hastings, who is already asleep) uh, proffessor, can you demonstrate making a sound without talking?

(Proffessor Hastings snores)

Herbert Birdsfoot: Oh, good, good.

 

[MartyMuppets]

Good minor muppetz.
And you know what else?
Harvey Kneeslapper can certainly make loud noise without talking.
When he bursts into uproarious laughter!

 

[Fragglemuppet]

That was very good. I liked it the way you left it; I think anymore would have made it too long and, if you'll excuse me, redundant. Besides, the ones you had first were certainly the most creative! You know, something about it made it seem like a cross between SS and TMS. The explosion at the end, and then something about Herbert's voice just reminds me of Scooter for some reason!

 

[MartyMuppets]

I agree. The funny thought crossed my mind that himself could have been making a behind the scenes cameo appearance blowing up poor Herbert