Harvey Kneeslapper's guitar prank

mikealan

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(Harvey Kneeslapper is seen laughing while doing something with Little Jerry's guitar. He then notices the viewer.)
Harvey Kneeslapper: Oh, hi there. (giggles) I've just got a great practical joke all planned out today. See, this is Little Jerry's guitar, and I'm working on it...(giggles a little) OK, I've changed the lines of it and inside it is a lot of slime! (giggles a little hard) I've just got most of it from Oscar's trash can. (tries to cover his laughter) OK, whenever Little Jerry of Little Jerry & the Monotones arrives, I'll ask him, "Hey, would you like to try playing your guitar?" And then, if he does, (laughing so hard) he gets slime all over his face!
(Little Jerry walks by)
Harvey Kneeslapper: Oh, wait! Here comes Little Jerry right now. (To Little Jerry) Hey Little Jerry, I've fixed your guitar for you.
Little Jerry: Why, thanks man! You're the best!
Harvey Kneeslapper: Why, you're welcome. Hey, would you like to try playing your guitar? (giggles)
Little Jerry: Would I? Oh, sure! Why not? (plays guitar, but misses the fixed lines.)
Harvey Kneeslapper: Try again!
Little Jerry: What? Oh, never mind. (keeps playing guitar but misses the fixed lines again while rehearsing to sing.)
Harvey Kneeslapper: No, no! Try again!
Little Jerry: You mean like this? (plays beautifully, but misses the fixed lines again.)
Harvey Kneeslapper: No, no! (takes Little Jerry's guitar from Little Jerry) Like this! (plays guitar, but as he plays over the fixed lines, slime comes out of it and splats on Harvey!)
Little Jerry: (laughing very hard) You got slime all over you, man! (keeps laughing hard)
Harvey Kneeslapper: Oh, no! (starts getting angry) You ruined my trick!
Little Jerry: Well, I just played very well and you don't! (continues to laugh)
Harvey Kneeslapper: That's not very funny! Not funny at all! Stop laughing! You just ruined my trick! (Little Jerry keeps laughing as the ending music from the Invisible Ice Cream Cone sketch plays.)
 

minor muppetz

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That was funny. Though it also would have been funny if Little Jerry did play correctly, but the slime pit out at Harvey, missing Little Jerry in the process.
 
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