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Sam and Friends Book(The black-haired Fat Blue AM from some early Harvey Kneeslapper sketches is in front to the viewer. Harvey Kneeslapper enters.)
Harvey Kneeslapper: Hey, guess who I met today!
Fat Blue AM: Say it again?
Harvey Kneeslapper: I say, hey, guess who I met today!
Fat Blue AM: I have no idea what you're talking about, but give me some hints.
Harvey Kneeslapper: OK, he's the guy who has a blue rounded head.
Fat Blue AM: A blue rounded head. OK, give me some more specific hints, please.
Harvey Kneeslapper: All right. He has two eyes,...
Fat Blue AM: Two eyes.
Harvey Kneeslapper: (continued) a black moustache,...
Fat Blue AM: Black moustache, yeah.
Harvey Kneeslapper: (continued) some black hair...
Fat Blue AM: Some black hair.
Harvey Kneeslapper: (continued) and wearing a blue sweater.
Fat Blue AM: You had enough hints?
Harvey Kneeslapper: Yes I had enough!
Fat Blue AM: Well, who did you meet today?
Harvey Kneeslapper: What's that? (beginning to giggle, a little)
Fat Blue AM: I say, who did you meet today?
Harvey Kneeslapper: (pause. points to Fat Blue AM) YOU!!! (leaves, laughing hysterically)
Fat Blue AM: (to the viewer) As you know, it's good to make some pleasant jokes to other people. I can do this to you. Do you know who I met today? He has blonde hair, funny eyes and one pair of teeth. You guess who it is? Well, it's the guy down there who gives me practical jokes and this time, I think I can do this to him! (laughing hysterically, running around, ending music)
Harvey Kneeslapper: Hey, guess who I met today!
Fat Blue AM: Say it again?
Harvey Kneeslapper: I say, hey, guess who I met today!
Fat Blue AM: I have no idea what you're talking about, but give me some hints.
Harvey Kneeslapper: OK, he's the guy who has a blue rounded head.
Fat Blue AM: A blue rounded head. OK, give me some more specific hints, please.
Harvey Kneeslapper: All right. He has two eyes,...
Fat Blue AM: Two eyes.
Harvey Kneeslapper: (continued) a black moustache,...
Fat Blue AM: Black moustache, yeah.
Harvey Kneeslapper: (continued) some black hair...
Fat Blue AM: Some black hair.
Harvey Kneeslapper: (continued) and wearing a blue sweater.
Fat Blue AM: You had enough hints?
Harvey Kneeslapper: Yes I had enough!
Fat Blue AM: Well, who did you meet today?
Harvey Kneeslapper: What's that? (beginning to giggle, a little)
Fat Blue AM: I say, who did you meet today?
Harvey Kneeslapper: (pause. points to Fat Blue AM) YOU!!! (leaves, laughing hysterically)
Fat Blue AM: (to the viewer) As you know, it's good to make some pleasant jokes to other people. I can do this to you. Do you know who I met today? He has blonde hair, funny eyes and one pair of teeth. You guess who it is? Well, it's the guy down there who gives me practical jokes and this time, I think I can do this to him! (laughing hysterically, running around, ending music)