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Harvey Kneeslapper's cookie jar gag

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(Harvey Kneeslaper pushes a toy snake inside a small cookie jar. After Harvey puts on the lid, he notices the audience)
Harvey Kneeslapper: Oh, hello, there. I'm going to play a great joke. You see, I put a big toy snake, with a spring inside the toy snake, into this small cookie jar, and then I am going to offer soembody a cookie, and when that person opens the lid, the toy spring snake will pop out and scare him or here. Oh, here comes somebody now. Ohl, excuse me...
Cookie Monster: Yes.
Harvey Kneeslapper: Would you like to have some cookies?
Cookie Monster: COOKIES!!! (Cookie Monster takes the jar and eats it) Oh, those cookies were good...
Harvey Kneeslapper: But... but you were supposed to open the lid, not eat the jar.
Cookie Monster: Oh, me so sorry. (Cookie Monster starts shaking, and then the toy snake suddenly pops out of Cookie Monsters mouth. Harvey Kneeslapper gets scarred and faints)
 
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