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Sam and Friends BookPart 1:
(Harvey Kneeslapper is seen laughing behind a yellowish-orange background, disguised as a physician.)
Harvey Kneeslapper: (noticing the audience) Oh! Hi! Harvey Kneeslapper here. (giggles) Oh, I've got a great prank today! (giggles a little) You see me? I'm disguised as a doctor and I'm gonna tell you what I'm doing with the patients. (giggles) OK, this time, whenever I see someone passing by, I'll ask him or her, "Hey, would you like a blood draw?" And, (begins to laugh) then I'm just gonna draw some doodles with my red pen! See this pen right here? (shows pen) That's for drawing doodles on my patients! (laughs harder) Oh, this is gonna be so funny! Oh, here comes someone now. (Fat Blue passes by) (To Fat Blue) Oh, 'scuze me, would you like a blood draw?
Fat Blue: What say?
Harvey Kneeslapper: (giggling) Oh, I say, would you like a blood draw?
Fat Blue: Oh, yes I should! It's very healthy for me to take it. Isn't it?
Harvey Kneeslapper: Oh, yes it is! (giggles) OK. Stand still as I am about to do my very first blood draw. (pulls Fat Blue's sleeve up and begins to draw doodles on his bare arm.)
Fat Blue: Wait a minute! You said it should be healthy....You supposed to give me one....(Harvey ignores him) HEY! What are you doing? You're not giving me a real one!
(Harvey finishes drawing doodles on Fat Blue's arm.)
Harvey Kneeslapper: There you go! You've got great pictures on your arm! (laughing so hard)
Fat Blue: Harvey, you call THESE pictures you drew on my arm great?
Harvey Kneeslapper: Yes they are! (laughing so hard)
Fat Blue: (getting angry) Well, that's not what you supposed to do to take care of patients! They need them to make sure their bloods are healthy and you know what?
Harvey Kneeslapper: Hmmm?
Fat Blue: (screaming) YOU RUINED MY APPOINTMENT! YOU DIDN'T GIVE ME A REAL BLOOD DRAW!
Harvey Kneeslapper: Well, this is your blood draw! (laughing) Why don't you just go out? I think you are finished for today! (giggling) I'll be getting ready for another patient in a moment, so enjoy the rest of your day! (laughing so hard and exits)
(ending music)
Fat Blue: (screaming) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!
end of Part 1
(Harvey Kneeslapper is seen laughing behind a yellowish-orange background, disguised as a physician.)
Harvey Kneeslapper: (noticing the audience) Oh! Hi! Harvey Kneeslapper here. (giggles) Oh, I've got a great prank today! (giggles a little) You see me? I'm disguised as a doctor and I'm gonna tell you what I'm doing with the patients. (giggles) OK, this time, whenever I see someone passing by, I'll ask him or her, "Hey, would you like a blood draw?" And, (begins to laugh) then I'm just gonna draw some doodles with my red pen! See this pen right here? (shows pen) That's for drawing doodles on my patients! (laughs harder) Oh, this is gonna be so funny! Oh, here comes someone now. (Fat Blue passes by) (To Fat Blue) Oh, 'scuze me, would you like a blood draw?
Fat Blue: What say?
Harvey Kneeslapper: (giggling) Oh, I say, would you like a blood draw?
Fat Blue: Oh, yes I should! It's very healthy for me to take it. Isn't it?
Harvey Kneeslapper: Oh, yes it is! (giggles) OK. Stand still as I am about to do my very first blood draw. (pulls Fat Blue's sleeve up and begins to draw doodles on his bare arm.)
Fat Blue: Wait a minute! You said it should be healthy....You supposed to give me one....(Harvey ignores him) HEY! What are you doing? You're not giving me a real one!
(Harvey finishes drawing doodles on Fat Blue's arm.)
Harvey Kneeslapper: There you go! You've got great pictures on your arm! (laughing so hard)
Fat Blue: Harvey, you call THESE pictures you drew on my arm great?
Harvey Kneeslapper: Yes they are! (laughing so hard)
Fat Blue: (getting angry) Well, that's not what you supposed to do to take care of patients! They need them to make sure their bloods are healthy and you know what?
Harvey Kneeslapper: Hmmm?
Fat Blue: (screaming) YOU RUINED MY APPOINTMENT! YOU DIDN'T GIVE ME A REAL BLOOD DRAW!
Harvey Kneeslapper: Well, this is your blood draw! (laughing) Why don't you just go out? I think you are finished for today! (giggling) I'll be getting ready for another patient in a moment, so enjoy the rest of your day! (laughing so hard and exits)
(ending music)
Fat Blue: (screaming) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!
end of Part 1