Harvey Kneeslapper: What Month is It?

[minor muppetz]

Here is a short script with a joke that I thought up on this, the very last day of july (I just barely made it!). Enjoy!

(Harvey Kneeslapper walks up to his victim from the "Got an A on Ya?"/"Know where I wanna B?", etc. sketches)
Harvey: (laughing heavily) Say, can you please tell me what month this is? (giggles)
Victim: What's that?
Harvey: (struggling to controll his laughter) I say, can you tell me what month this is? (struggles to controll laughing)
Victim: It's july.
Harvey: Say that again?
Victim: July! JULY!
Harvey: How dare you! I do not LIE! (laughs really hard)