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Harvey Kneeslapper wants Little Jerry's autograph

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Little Jerry: (staring at his golden guitar) Someday, I'm gonna be a star on the next show.
(Harvey Kneeslapper enters, giggling)
Harvey Kneeslapper: Oh, hi! Are you the famous lead singer of "Little Jerry & the Monotones", Little Jerry?
Little Jerry: Yes I am!
Harvey Kneeslapper: (trying to cover his laughter) Great! Listen, can I get your autograph? *laughing*
Little Jerry: Say it again?
Harvey Kneeslapper: (trying to stop laughing) Oh! Oh! I say, can I get your autograph? *giggling*
Little Jerry: Oh sure! Let me have your pen.
Harvey Kneeslapper: All right! Here's my pen for you to sign it! (gives Little Jerry a fake pen)
Little Jerry: Hey! Wait! That's not your real pen! It's a FAKE! A FAKE PEN!!! (explodes in anger, his eyes are now turning angry)
Harvey Kneeslapper: (laughing very hard) A'HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! HE FELL FOR IT!!! HE FELL FOR IT!!! (ending music, leaves while laughing hysterically)
Little Jerry: (screaming) AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! (begins to chase Harvey angrily)
 
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