Harvey Kneeslapper is in big trouble

[mikealan]

I am going to type up this 3-part sketch with Harvey Kneeslapper right now. I hope you'll like it.

 

[mikealan]

Part 1

(Harvey Kneeslapper is behind a yellow background, wearing a boxing glove, laughing hysterically)

Harvey Kneeslapper: (to the viewer) Oh hi there! Harvey Kneeslapper here and I've got a great practical joke for you today! (giggling) See this boxing glove right here? That's for punching somebody so when I see someone, I'll ask him or her, "Hey, would you like some punch?" And then, when he or she wants it, (starting to giggle) I hit them with my glove! (a green Anything Muppet man walks by) Hey! Here comes someone now! (giggles and to the man) Hey, would you like some punch?
Green Anything Muppet Man: What's that?
Harvey Kneeslapper: I say, would you like some punch?
Green Anything Muppet Man: No, but what kind of punch?
Harvey Kneeslapper: I don't know.
Green Anything Muppet Man: Well, I see what you're wearing. You're wearing a boxing glove! I'd perfer you to get it out of here.
Harvey Kneeslapper: Well, are you sure you don't want a punch?
Green Anything Muppet Man: I'm sure I don't!
Harvey Kneeslapper: Well, I'm giving it away for free right now, so you can have it if you want it or not! (hits green AM man very hard with a strong punch and laughs very hard)
(A Large-Lavender Live-Handed Anything Muppet security agent in a suit, similar to the one from the "Ernie & Bert At the Movies: Food Noises" sketch with a bald head, one unique eyebrow, no eyes and a big nose walks in and sees what Harvey did to the green AM man.)
Security Agent AM: Harvey Kneeslapper!
Harvey Kneeslapper: Yes, sir?
Security Agent AM: I saw what you did that was violent. You will have to come with me about it.
Harvey Kneeslapper: But, but...
Security Agent AM: No "buts", Mr. Kneeslapper. You'll just have to come with me, and you'll play no practical jokes for ninety days.
(ending music from the "Salesmonster Grover Tries to Sell Kermit Earmuffs" sketch plays)
Harvey Kneeslapper: Oh, no...

 

[mikealan]

Part 2

(Harvey Kneeslapper is now sitting on a chair at the police station, feeling very nervous. The security agent AM comes to speak to him.)
Security Agent AM: Now Harvey, you will have to sit down and wait for four hours till your arraignment, you understand?
Harvey Kneeslapper: Yes, sir.
Security Agent AM: You will also have a five minute bathroom break and a four minute lunch break.
Harvey Kneeslapper: (starts to shiver) Yes, sir.
Security Agent AM: I called Officer Stan. He's going to be here after four hours.
Harvey Kneeslapper: (shivering) Yes, sir.
Security Agent AM: I also called your parents. They're going to visit you and make sure you are a troublemaker.
Harvey Kneeslapper: (still shivering) Yes, sir.
Security Agent AM: If you are a troublemaker, you will have to stay in jail for ten weeks.
Harvey Kneeslapper: (very nervous) Yes, sir!
Security Agent AM: If you're not, you'll be free.
Harvey Kneeslapper: Yes, sir.
Security Agent AM: Pretty soon, you will have to learn about how to be a better person like anyone else.
Harvey Kneeslapper: Yes sir!
Security Agent AM: You will also have to behave like a grown-up and you're a man now.
Harvey Kneeslapper: Yes, sir!
Security Agent AM: All right. I'll see you later. (walks away, but turns around) Oh, on the second thought, I think I'll see YOU right now! (slaps the letter 'U' onto Harvey's chest and laughs) I've done the pra-anks and I've got U-U! I've did the pra-ank and you ca-an't! (keeps saying this over and over and leaves)

 

[mikealan]

Part 3

(After four hours of sitting, Officer Stan (from the "Golden AN" sketch) comes to see Harvey Kneeslapper.)

Officer Stan: Mr. Kneeslapper, you can get up now and you will have to come with me to see your parents.
Harvey Kneeslapper: (very nervous) OK. (stands up)
Officer Stan: Look over there.
(Harvey Kneeslapper's parents, from "Harvey Kneeslapper's Punishment" fan-fic sketch enter)
Harvey Kneeslapper's Father: Harvey Kneeslapper!
Harvey Kneeslapper: Yes, pop?
Harvey Kneeslapper's Father: We've been very worried and concerned about you.
Harvey Kneeslapper's Mother: Are you sure, honey?
Harvey Kneeslapper's Father: Yes I'm sure. And Harvey,
Harvey Kneeslapper: Yes?
Harvey Kneeslapper's Father: Come closely to me and pay attention.
Harvey Kneeslapper: OK. (looks at his father)
Harvey Kneeslapper's Father: OK, Harvey, you've been bad. And this time, you're not going to get away with this, but this must be done. (gives Harvey a punch) Fooled you! (laughs very hard)
Harvey Kneeslapper: What the-
Harvey Kneeslapper's Mother: It's just a trick and we're just doing this to you! (to Harvey Kneeslapper's Father) Let me punch you, honey! (gives Harvey Kneeslapper's Father a punch and laughs)
Harvey Kneeslapper: Oh, wow! That's the funniest thing you've ever done besides me! (laughs hysterically, along with his parents until the security agent AM arrives again)
Security Agent AM: All right! All right! All right! You three are under arrest!
Harvey Kneeslapper: WHAT? You've gotta be kiddin'!
Harvey Kneeslapper's Mother: Yeah! We're just fooling around each other!
Harvey Kneeslapper's Father: I just gave Harvey a punch before!
(They all pause and faint to the ground)
Officer Stan: Come on. Go on. Get up. Let's go.
(ending music from the "Invisible Ice Cream Cone" sketch plays as the security agent AM looks down at Harvey and his parents)
Security Agent AM: Are you all going to jail, or not?
Officer Stan: Don't ask. Just take them to there.

 

[LittleJerry92]

Lol,that's funny.