Harvey Kneeslapper: Fortune Teller

[minor muppetz]

(Harvey Kneeslapper is sitting behind a table, with a purple table cloth and a crystal ball on top. He is alsowearing his regular clothes in addition to a green cape and red turban)

Harvey Kneeslapper: I am the great and wise(starts giggling hard), I am the great (starts laughing again), I am the great and wise fortune teller. I can predict the future. (covers his mouth as he giggles)
Customer: (walks by) Hey, you can predict the future?
Harvey Kneeslapper: Yes (starts laughing).
Customer: I'd like to have my fortune told.
Harvey Kneeslapper: Okay, let's see what will happen to you in the future.
Customer: Okay.
(Harvey moves his hands around the crystal ball)
Harvey Kneeslapper: I predict that you will get a letter N slapped onto your chest (laughs).
Customer: Oh, no! When wil this happen?
Harvey Kneeslapper: (picks up an N) Right now! (slaps an N on the customers chest and laughs)

 

[Fragglemuppet]

Short, but it would have made a nice transitional clip on SS. Good one!

 

[Nostalic]

I could see that as a transitional piece

 

[MartyMuppets]

very hilarious. Typical of Harvey's sense of humour.
Short yes but also very sweet