Erherm... Eight and a half 2's to get to 17 Squeeky.
Sam Eagle: Most joyous congratulations to you Mr. Dosier on achieving your 17th birthday.
Uncle Deadly: It's a wonder you made it this long.
Gonzo: I know... Wouldn't it be cool if he dropped dead and then came back to life?
Count: Ah-ha! Sewenteen candles to count on your cake!
Cookie Monster: Somebody say cake? Ooh, it make me feel better about not getting big tall frosting-covered lab assistant cookie.
Bunsen: Congratulations my young fellow. Now that you're 17 you'll probably get lucky with yourself. Tss tss tss.
Pepe: So when do the sexy womens get here hokay? Ju promised the sexy womens would be here for jour party hokay.
Link: Oh, is it someone's party?
Ernie: OK Rubber Duckie, you get to blow the noisemaker for Ryan.
*Squeak noisemaker sound.
Happy birthday wishes to one of my good forum friends and great fanfic writers... Hail to thee Duke of Chutney, Chest of Drawers, Half of Halves, Cracker of Prawns, Shaaer of Toga, Pig of Man, Harmony of Perfectness, Friend of Old, Ryan of Ryans.
Is he gone yet? Yaey Prawny!