Happy Birthday Eduardo (The Count!)

[Katzi428]

May you have a VONDERFUL birthday!
HUGS,
Kathy

 

[D'Snowth]

Happy birthday, Eddy!

Look, I'm on my best behavior.

*Holds fake halo above head in attempt to get a second piece of cake*

 

[MartyMuppets]

I'm going to sing you something to the tune of "We wish you a Merry Christmas" Ed

A-hem I wish you a Happy Birthday,
I wish you a Happy Birthday,
I wish you a Happy Birthday
Many Happy Returns.

Don't forget to count all the candles on your cake before you blow them out and also all your presents before you open them.

 

[Skye]

Happy Birthday, Ed! I hope you have an absolutely count-tastic day!

 

[frogboy4]

Happy Birthday!

---->insert balloons and glitter here<----

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[Fragglemuppet]

Happy birthday, Ed! Well, what else can I say to or about one of the most awesome guys around?
Have an absolutely vonderful day! May it be full of good friends, good fun, and good counting!

 

[Winslow Leach]

Happy birthday, Ed!

Have an MST3K day, filled with public-domain Karaokie songs, Daktari stools, canned wassail, a special visit by Yakov Smirnoff (paid with Mike's credit card, of course...without Mike knowing, shhhh!), junk drawers made especially for junk, and a porcertina, a pig-shaped instrument that will play the incidental music from the Paul Henning trilogy of The Beverly Hillbillies, Green Acres and Petticoat Junction. Oh, and if you decide to stroll by a lake, don't forget...this is where the fish lives!

And look! Lobo and Torgo have made you a life-sized birthday cake!

Lobo: Lobo bake cake...Lobo put nice man inside cake.

Torgo: In...In...Inside the...cake?

Lobo: Lobo put man inside cake at 500.

Torgo: The...Master wouldn't...approve...

Lobo: What we do?

Torgo: We...must...eat around the cake to...get him out before...the Master shows up...the Master...wouldn't approve.

Lobo: Fork you have?

Torgo: I...have two...(*produces two forks from the most unexpected place on his person*)

Lobo: Lobo like cake!

Torgo: Hurry and eat before...the Master finds...out!

Happy birthday, Ed! Have a great day!

 

[MeWantCookie]

Happy Birthday Count!

 

[Beakerfan]

Yay! Happy birthday Ed! *throws confetti and penguins everywhere*

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Eddie?
Who's Eddie?
I know no Eddie.

....OHHHH!

You mean the fancy modery-ator man?

Nope...dun ring a bell.






OMGSHEDDIEHAPPYBIRTHDAY,DEARIE!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
OOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!

I must make a celebratory fic in honor of your Birthday!
AY CARAMBA!

*Puts on mexican hat*

AIIIIIEEEE--YEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

*Mexican music plays in the background*

ANDALE! ARRIBA! ARRIBA!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO COUNT!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO COUNT!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO COUNNTTT!
HAAAAAPPPPPPPYYYY BIRRTHHDAAYYY TOOO COOUUNNNTTT!

This calls for a celebration!

A song dedicated to Ed:
*Clears throat*
I COULD HAVE COUNTED ALLLL NIGHT!

Wait...huh?

*Is pulled off stage by a cane*

Oh, drat.