So... When does the life-sized statue of... That Kathy girl?
Oh you mean Kathy Griffin.
No, that's for the Comedy All-Stars museum.
Oh, then it's Cathy Bates?
No, that's for the was museum's horror wing.
Kathy from Muppet Central?
No, we haven't started the Legends of MC tour yet.
Then it must be that Kathy Greenwood.
Yeah, that's her.
Why'd we make that tstatue?
For this guy's birthday surprise.
Oh... Kathy Greenwood's OK, but she's no Josie Lawrence.
If you say so, you gonna sign for this?
Oh sorry.
Happy B-Day Snowthmeiser and here's to another five gold stars so you can finally be respected by the rest of the troops over at T*K*O* even if they may laugh behind your back at your horrible singing.