crackmaster
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Inspired by a Sesame Street sketch from the 70s about learning to bake (the same one with "Godzilla's mating call") I have come up with my NEXT Hanna-Barbera animated sketch. This one stars none other than BIIIIIIIIRDMAN!
From 1979, Birdman teaches viewers how to bake.
Birdman: "Welcome, dear viewers. It is I, Birdman. Today, I will show you how to bake. Avenger, get a bowl!"
(Avenger cries and carries a bowl.)
Birdman: "First, you will need a bowl. Avenger, get flour!"
(Avenger cries and carries flour.)
Birdman: "You will also need flour, yeast, water, salt, and sugar."
(Cut to events being demonstrated)
Birdman: "Mix the water, salt, and sugar and then add the yeast. Then mix in the flour. Next, you will need to shape the pretzels into their familiar shape. Add baking soda to a large pot of water, and boil the pretzels. Brush with egg wash and sprinkle with salt. Then, bake for 10-15 minutes. The yeast will rise, so be patient. Then, take them out, wait for them to cool, and enjoy!"
(Avenger cries.)
Birdman: "Say, old sport, these pretzels sure taste yummy! BIIIIIIRDMAN!"
How was it?
From 1979, Birdman teaches viewers how to bake.
Birdman: "Welcome, dear viewers. It is I, Birdman. Today, I will show you how to bake. Avenger, get a bowl!"
(Avenger cries and carries a bowl.)
Birdman: "First, you will need a bowl. Avenger, get flour!"
(Avenger cries and carries flour.)
Birdman: "You will also need flour, yeast, water, salt, and sugar."
(Cut to events being demonstrated)
Birdman: "Mix the water, salt, and sugar and then add the yeast. Then mix in the flour. Next, you will need to shape the pretzels into their familiar shape. Add baking soda to a large pot of water, and boil the pretzels. Brush with egg wash and sprinkle with salt. Then, bake for 10-15 minutes. The yeast will rise, so be patient. Then, take them out, wait for them to cool, and enjoy!"
(Avenger cries.)
Birdman: "Say, old sport, these pretzels sure taste yummy! BIIIIIIRDMAN!"
How was it?