Wait a minute, are you saying you have a real Muppet? I'm gonna' need more proof then a single post to believe this one, I know for a fact that the JHC doesn't give Muppets away, nor sell them (believe me, I've tried). So not meaning to sound brash or rude, but who are you to come into owning such a magnificent thing?
BTW - if you are telling the truth, you are my new hero.