Film by film, best line line-up

[Beauregard]

Sooo, what's the best line in each of the films?

I'm going for:

Muppet's From Space: "A sandwich told me," Gonzo

Kermit's Swamp Years: "In rubber pants?" Mary

Muppet Treasure Island: "Come aboard this exceptionly safe little boat. And by the way, that Silver fellow, may not be trustworthy," Sam

Muppet Caper: "What color are their hands now?" Beauregard

Muppet Movie: "Not you Buzard Beak," Piggy

Muppet's Take Manhatten: "Not my table," Rizzo

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So, what're you favorites?

 

[Klonoa]

I can't remember exact quotes, so I'll just improv a bit.

Muppets From Space: The whole 'doctors in the hallway' bit by Pepe.

Kermit's Swamp Years: Um...just about anything Joe the Armadillo says.

Muppet Treasure Island: Actually I like the whole running gag with the rats on the cruise ship, especially the bit in that one song: "Margaritas on the midnight buffet." But on the DVD extras, I really like Gonzo's and Rizzo's conversation: Rizzo: "Hey, how would you feel if someone was putting their hand down your..." Gonzo: "Back!"

Muppet Caper: "You want me to stop, or what?" --Beau. Also: "Looks like steering wheel souffle tonight." "Again??"

Muppet Movie: "EAT DRUMS! EAT DRUMS!" "No Animal, BEAT drums!"

Muppets Take Manhattan: Hmm...it's been the longest since I've seen this one. Need to fire up that DVD I just bought of it. OK, that soap commercial, they were talking about it. I think it goes: "It's like going on a cruise...except there's no boat and you're not going anywhere."

Hey! Don't forget Muppet Christmas Carol! I love the whole "Heat Wave" scene, and Rizzo saying "You're welcome Mister Dickens" all sarcastically.

--Klonoa

 

[BornBlue]

TMM, Rowlf: "I go home at night, have a beer, take myself for a walk, and go to bed."

TMM, Gonzo: "My dream is to go to Bombay, India to become a movie star."
Fozzie: "You don't go to Bombay to become a movie star. You go where we're going, Hollywood!"
Gonzo: "Oh sure, If you want to do it the EASY way!"

^Actually... many of the BEST Muppet lines come from that movie.

TGMC: Girl: "Look, father, a bear!" Father: "No, dear, that's a frog. Bears wear hats."

Miss Piggy, to Nicky Holliday: "You're a phony! Yes, and you know what, you can't even sing. You were dubbed!"

TMTM: Ronnie Crawford: "I want to do something different!"
Bernard Crawford: "So put some Jell-O down your pants!"

I have to agree with Klonoa about the heatwave scene in Muppet Christmas Carol...
Rats: "This is an island in the sun! Oi! Oi!"

MFS: Pepe to Rizzo: "You tell him, and I will spank you. I will spank you like a bad, bad doggy, okay!"

MTI: Gonzo: "It just feels so weird."
Rizzo: "You mean that Mr. Arrow's dead?"
Gonzo: "Yeah, that... and my pants are filled with starfish."
Rizzo: "You and your hobbies."

 

[ryhoyarbie]

Great Muppet Caper: Well the whole joints gone to he**-Janice

The Muppet Movie: Easier done than said-Dr. Teeth

Muppet Treasure Island: Hey man, I can't figure out what side we're on. Are with the pirates or the Frog captain? Hey man just play the gig, never get involved in politics. Politics! Politics!-Zoot, Floyd, Animal

Muppets Take Manhatten: Gonzo, is Camilla alright? Ya, but I think we're engaged-Miss Piggy and Gonzo

Muppet Christmas Carol: It's the American way..........It's the British Way!-Sam the Eagle

Muppets From Space: Make way for the alien. Let his world weirdness through-Rizzo the rat

 

[Dr. Bombay]

Muppets from Space: "We will be having bologna sanwiches, okay.....without the bread, okay."

Muppet Treasure Island: I can't remember the line but it's about Dead John (or whoever was the skeleton pirate) and one of the others is lamenting how he's dead......sheesh, I wish I could remember it.

Muppet Christmas Carol: "No cheeses for us meeces" - that always cracks me up.

Muppets Take Manhattan: I can't think of one off the top of my head.

The Great Muppet Caper: "...and I said, "Mother, I can walk around naked if I want to."

The Muppet Movie: I can't think of one from that either.

 

[Beauregard]

Dead Tom's dead...Silver shot him...

But Dead Tom's always been dead, that's why he's called, 'Dead Tom'

Oh. Ahh! Get away from the dead...

* that what you're looking for Bombay?

 

[Pug Lover]

My favourites are:The Muppet Movie:The Great Muppet Caper:The Muppets Take Manhatten:Muppets From Space

 

[Drtooth]

The Muppet Movie:
Floyd: Well... if this were the movies....
Dr. Teeth: Which it is!



Great Muppet Caper: Piggy and Beaureguard (at different times): What color are their hands now?

Muppets Take Manhattan:
Bill:Ocean Breeze soap. It's like a crusie, only there's no boat, and you don't really go anywhere.
Kermit: sounds a bit long....

Muppet Family christmas: Light the lamp not the rat, LIGHT THE LAMP, NOT THE RAT! PUTMEOUT PUTMEOUT PUTMEOUT!!!

MTI: (tie) Tim Curry: Upstage me, Lads? This is my only number!

Rat Tour Guide: And this is the location where they shot the movie, Muppet Treasure Island

MFS: Dr. Teeth: Shaloam.......

KSY (didn't see it yet)

VMC: Sam: the words on my Coffee mug are right! It's hard to soar with eagles, when you work... for turkeys....

 

[Dr. Bombay]

Dead Tom's dead...Silver shot him...

But Dead Tom's always been dead, that's why he's called, 'Dead Tom'

Oh. Ahh! Get away from the dead...

* that what you're looking for Bombay?

That's the ticket! Thanks for finding that! Man, it makes me laugh so hard!

 

[Beauregard]

Rat Tour Guide: And this is the location where they shot the movie, Muppet Treasure Island

You mean:
...the actual jungle filming location of Muppet Treasure Island...