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Kermit is in the kitchen of the Muppet Boarding House)
Kermit: Chef, when are yuo going to stop making all these messes?
Swedish Chef: Wuhn derr pigs flupitep.
Kermit: I'm sorry I asked.
Scooter: (rushing in with a package) Mail's here! And our package has finally arrived!
Kermit: You mean...
Scooter: Yes, our advance copy of The Mupet Show: Season Two has finally been delivered.
Kermit: It's about time. Especially since it's already been released in stores.
Robin: Well, let's all go to the living room and watch it!
Fozzie: Oh yeah!
(The Muppets head for the living room)
Pepe: But I wasn't on The Mupet Show, okay.
Rizzo: It's okay. I wasn't on the second season.
Beauregard: Was I on the second season?
Kermit: Well, you two can still watch it. This season has a lot of great moments, including my great tap dancing number.
(cut to: Happy Feet)
Miss Piggy: This season also features our wedding number.
Kermit: Yes, but we weren't really married, and aren't really married.
(cut to: Waiting at the Church)
(many Muppets are all in the living room)
Animal: Aaaaaaggghhhh! PREVIEWS!
Floyd: Uh oh, Animal's getting impatient.
Janice: LIke, will the previews ever end?
Fozzie: This season will feature my rollerskating act.
Robin: And my big solo number.
Miss Piggy Uh, you already had a big solo number in the first season. Remember Halfway Down the Stairs?
Gonzo: This season also features my embarrassing wrestling match against a brick.
Sam: Well, I am glad that you are embarrassed by one of your acts.
Clips:
Rowlf: That was some good piano playing from you, Fozzie.
Fozzie: Thanks, Rowlf.
Pepe: Well, I can't wait for the show to get started, okay. I still wonder why I was itnerviewed for this set, okay, but a paycheck's a paycheck.
Bunsen: You know, Beaker became my assistant in the second season.
Beaker: Mee mee mee mee.
Clips:
Link Hogthrob: This season also featured the debut of Pigs in Space.
Dr. Strangepork: And us pigs became stars.
Miss Piggy: Actually, you dumb dumbs, Moi is the only one of us to become a star.
(cut to the Pigs in Space sketch where the ship needs to jettison something the size of a pig)
Scooter: This season also had many great guest stars.
Kermit: That's right. We had Rudolph Nureyev, Teresa Brewer...
Dr. Teeth: Elton John, Lou Rawls...
Gonzo: Madeline Kahn.
Fozzie Bear: Dom DeLuise, Bernadette Peters, John Cleese...
Kermit: And many others.
Clips:
Kermit: What great memories.
Miss Piggy: Yeah.
Animal: Hey! It's starting!
Rowlf: Oh, yeah!
Pepe: Press the "play" button, okay!
Kermit: Yeah, let's watch the show! (the theme song starst to play) (to audience) Well, we are about to watch The Muppet Show: Season Two. Our advanced copy cam elate. But if you have the set, then you can watch along with us.
Kermit: Chef, when are yuo going to stop making all these messes?
Swedish Chef: Wuhn derr pigs flupitep.
Kermit: I'm sorry I asked.
Scooter: (rushing in with a package) Mail's here! And our package has finally arrived!
Kermit: You mean...
Scooter: Yes, our advance copy of The Mupet Show: Season Two has finally been delivered.
Kermit: It's about time. Especially since it's already been released in stores.
Robin: Well, let's all go to the living room and watch it!
Fozzie: Oh yeah!
(The Muppets head for the living room)
Pepe: But I wasn't on The Mupet Show, okay.
Rizzo: It's okay. I wasn't on the second season.
Beauregard: Was I on the second season?
Kermit: Well, you two can still watch it. This season has a lot of great moments, including my great tap dancing number.
(cut to: Happy Feet)
Miss Piggy: This season also features our wedding number.
Kermit: Yes, but we weren't really married, and aren't really married.
(cut to: Waiting at the Church)
(many Muppets are all in the living room)
Animal: Aaaaaaggghhhh! PREVIEWS!
Floyd: Uh oh, Animal's getting impatient.
Janice: LIke, will the previews ever end?
Fozzie: This season will feature my rollerskating act.
Robin: And my big solo number.
Miss Piggy Uh, you already had a big solo number in the first season. Remember Halfway Down the Stairs?
Gonzo: This season also features my embarrassing wrestling match against a brick.
Sam: Well, I am glad that you are embarrassed by one of your acts.
Clips:
- Fozzie's rollerskating act
- I'm Five
- Gonzo wrestles a brick
- At the Hop
- At the Dance (from the Rich Little episode)
- Sam lectures on nudity
- English Country Garden
Rowlf: That was some good piano playing from you, Fozzie.
Fozzie: Thanks, Rowlf.
Pepe: Well, I can't wait for the show to get started, okay. I still wonder why I was itnerviewed for this set, okay, but a paycheck's a paycheck.
Bunsen: You know, Beaker became my assistant in the second season.
Beaker: Mee mee mee mee.
Clips:
- Muppet Labs: automatic garbage disposal
- Veterinarian's Hospital: Sinking Patient
- Muppet News: News Flash
- The Swedish Chef: lobsters
- Don't Blame the Dynamite
- Baby Face
Link Hogthrob: This season also featured the debut of Pigs in Space.
Dr. Strangepork: And us pigs became stars.
Miss Piggy: Actually, you dumb dumbs, Moi is the only one of us to become a star.
(cut to the Pigs in Space sketch where the ship needs to jettison something the size of a pig)
Scooter: This season also had many great guest stars.
Kermit: That's right. We had Rudolph Nureyev, Teresa Brewer...
Dr. Teeth: Elton John, Lou Rawls...
Gonzo: Madeline Kahn.
Fozzie Bear: Dom DeLuise, Bernadette Peters, John Cleese...
Kermit: And many others.
Clips:
- Swine Lake
- Spinning Wheel
- Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
- Lou Rawls meets Floyd and Animal
- Forget Your Feet
- monster shelter
- Just One Person
- To Dream the Impossible Dream
Kermit: What great memories.
Miss Piggy: Yeah.
Animal: Hey! It's starting!
Rowlf: Oh, yeah!
Pepe: Press the "play" button, okay!
Kermit: Yeah, let's watch the show! (the theme song starst to play) (to audience) Well, we are about to watch The Muppet Show: Season Two. Our advanced copy cam elate. But if you have the set, then you can watch along with us.