FanFic: Season Two Finally Arrives

[minor muppetz]

Kermit is in the kitchen of the Muppet Boarding House)
Kermit: Chef, when are yuo going to stop making all these messes?
Swedish Chef: Wuhn derr pigs flupitep.
Kermit: I'm sorry I asked.
Scooter: (rushing in with a package) Mail's here! And our package has finally arrived!
Kermit: You mean...
Scooter: Yes, our advance copy of The Mupet Show: Season Two has finally been delivered.
Kermit: It's about time. Especially since it's already been released in stores.
Robin: Well, let's all go to the living room and watch it!
Fozzie: Oh yeah!
(The Muppets head for the living room)
Pepe: But I wasn't on The Mupet Show, okay.
Rizzo: It's okay. I wasn't on the second season.
Beauregard: Was I on the second season?
Kermit: Well, you two can still watch it. This season has a lot of great moments, including my great tap dancing number.

(cut to: Happy Feet)

Miss Piggy: This season also features our wedding number.
Kermit: Yes, but we weren't really married, and aren't really married.

(cut to: Waiting at the Church)

(many Muppets are all in the living room)
Animal: Aaaaaaggghhhh! PREVIEWS!
Floyd: Uh oh, Animal's getting impatient.
Janice: LIke, will the previews ever end?
Fozzie: This season will feature my rollerskating act.
Robin: And my big solo number.
Miss Piggy Uh, you already had a big solo number in the first season. Remember Halfway Down the Stairs?
Gonzo: This season also features my embarrassing wrestling match against a brick.
Sam: Well, I am glad that you are embarrassed by one of your acts.

Clips:

• Fozzie's rollerskating act
• I'm Five
• Gonzo wrestles a brick
• At the Hop
• At the Dance (from the Rich Little episode)
• Sam lectures on nudity
• English Country Garden

Rowlf: That was some good piano playing from you, Fozzie.
Fozzie: Thanks, Rowlf.
Pepe: Well, I can't wait for the show to get started, okay. I still wonder why I was itnerviewed for this set, okay, but a paycheck's a paycheck.
Bunsen: You know, Beaker became my assistant in the second season.
Beaker: Mee mee mee mee.

Clips:

• Muppet Labs: automatic garbage disposal
• Veterinarian's Hospital: Sinking Patient
• Muppet News: News Flash
• The Swedish Chef: lobsters
• Don't Blame the Dynamite
• Baby Face

Link Hogthrob: This season also featured the debut of Pigs in Space.
Dr. Strangepork: And us pigs became stars.
Miss Piggy: Actually, you dumb dumbs, Moi is the only one of us to become a star.

(cut to the Pigs in Space sketch where the ship needs to jettison something the size of a pig)

Scooter: This season also had many great guest stars.
Kermit: That's right. We had Rudolph Nureyev, Teresa Brewer...
Dr. Teeth: Elton John, Lou Rawls...
Gonzo: Madeline Kahn.
Fozzie Bear: Dom DeLuise, Bernadette Peters, John Cleese...
Kermit: And many others.

Clips:

• Swine Lake
• Spinning Wheel
• Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
• Lou Rawls meets Floyd and Animal
• Forget Your Feet
• monster shelter
• Just One Person
• To Dream the Impossible Dream

Kermit: What great memories.
Miss Piggy: Yeah.
Animal: Hey! It's starting!
Rowlf: Oh, yeah!
Pepe: Press the "play" button, okay!
Kermit: Yeah, let's watch the show! (the theme song starst to play) (to audience) Well, we are about to watch The Muppet Show: Season Two. Our advanced copy cam elate. But if you have the set, then you can watch along with us.