FanFic: Old School Sesame Street Cartoon Channel

[minor muppetz]

(Elmo is in his living room watching TV with his parents)
Elmo: (to audience) Hi, there! Elmo is about to watch a new TV channel with his mommy and daddy. And not only is it a new channel, but it's an all-cartoon chanel.
Louie: It's called Frisbee, and it's a classic cartoon channel!
Elmo: Uh, what do you mean by "classic" cartoon chanel?
Louie: Well, these are cartoons that your mother and I grew up watching.
Elmo's Mom: We were both your age when these were first shown.
Elmo: Does this mean that the cartoons are not meant for todays kids?
Elmo's Mom: Oh, of course not.
Louie: They can be enjoyed by people of al ages. Heck, my parents watched them with me.
Elmo's Mom: Me, too!
Elmo: Hey, it's starting!
(the Frisbee logo, which has the word "Frisbee" written over an illustrated frisbee, is shown)
Announcer: You are tuning into Frisbee, the all-classic cartoon network. Frisbee is owned and operated by the No Logo Company. And now here is The Alligator King.

Segments

• The Alligator King

Louie: I remember watching that cartoon when I was a child.
Elmo's Mom: Me, too! It was always on at seven on channel 7.
Elmo: Shhh! Elmo's trying to watch the next cartoon.
Elmo's Mom: Oh, sorry.
Louie: Hey, it's that typewriter guy... Uh, what was his name again?

Segments

• The Typewriter: O-owl

(Ernie and Bert are shown watching the program)
Ernie: What a great cartoon channel.
Bert: Yeah, and what great cartoons. I really ike that typewriter.
Ernie: Well, in the age of computer keyboards, I find typewriters to be quite boring.
Bert: Boring? Typewriters boring? How can you say that?
Ernie: With my mouth, Bert. (laughs)
Bert: Oh, now they are going to show more of the alphabet.
Ernie: I hope they show a cartoon on my favorite letter.

Segments

• Speech Balloon: I-ice cream
• Madrigal Alphabet

(The Count is seen watching this in his castle)

The Count: Ah, so many great classic cartoons, but where are all of the counting cartoons?
Announcer: Coming up next: Cartoons about nubmers!
The Count: Ah, that's one great announcer announcing great number cartoons!

Segments

• Jazz #10
• Pinball Number Count #6
• Bellhop #16
• Henson 1-2-3-4-5 segment
• Candy Man

(Big Bird is watching the channel at his nest area)
Announcer: Coming up next: The Nobel Ostrich on Frisbee.
Big Bird: Oh, boy! I like The Nobel Ostrich cartoon. And not just because I get to appear as a cartoon character.

Segments

• The Nobel Ostrich
• Carrot do's and don'ts
• U-unicorn claymation
• story about D
• Teeny Little Superguy: crossing the street

(Super Grover is watching the channel)
Super Grover: Wow, what great super hero on a great super station. And whata great way to pass the time while I'm waiting to help those in need. And comming up next are two of my fellow superheroes, Superman and Batman.

Segments

• S-Superman
• Batman catches crooks with dirty windows

Elmo: So all of these cartoons are older than Elmo is?
Elmo's Mom: Depends on what type of reality this is.
Louie: After all, this isn't that 35th anniversary special. But I'm getting tired. I think I might take a nap.
Elmo's Mom: And I have to do some cooking.
Elmo: Well, Elmo can watch this channel all by himself.

Segments

• Country 3
• Jasper and Julius: one leg in the air
• Willie Wimple: Land Pollution
• Alice Braitwaite Goodyshoes: Through
• Christopher Clumsy: holes
• Name That Food

Elmo: Well, all of these cartoons are great, but Elmo thinks he will go outside and play for awhile. (presses button on remote controll) It's best not to waste electricity. Now Elmo will play. (leaves the room) That was a good channel, but it's a shame that Suzie Kabloozie isn't classic enough to be on that channel yet. (starts humming the Teeny Little Superguy theme)