Fan Fiction: "Who Frognapped Kermit?"

[Barry Lee]

CAST:
Gonzo-Sherlock Gonzo
Rizzo-Ratson
Pepe-Bartender
Piggy-Kermit's Wife
Robin-Kermit's Son
Scooter-Kermit's Assistant
Seymour-Bar Owner
Sam the Eagle-Banker
Waldorf-Old Next-Door Neighboor
Floyd-Local Bass Player
Zoot-Local Sax Player
Animal-Town Drunk/Local Drum Player
Janice-Waitress
Johnny-Lounge Singer
Sal- Body-Gaurd
Beaker-Salesman
Bunsen-Salesman
Rowlf-Piano Player
Kermit-Mayor
Lips-Local Trumpet Player
Buegard-Poor Man
Andy & Randy-Piggy's Cousins
Dr.Teeth-Church Piano Player
Statler-Old Next-Door Neighboor
Camilla-Gonzo's Girlfreind
Lew Zealand-Preacher
Fozzie-Police Officer
Bobo the Bear-Officer
Swedish Chef-Local Chef
Dr.Phil Nature-Local Doctor
AM Penguins-Waiters
Clifford-Host
Digit-Dancer
Sweetums-Bodygaurd


STORY:
Sherlock Gonzo & Ratson trie to solve the mystery of the Kidnapping of mayor
Kermit.So Miss Piggy Kermit's Wife and Son Robin tell what happened and say
that the last place Kermit was was in the King Prawn Bar.So Gonzo walks in
and interviews Pepe the Bartender and the Manager but Gonzo doesn't realize
Kermit is in the supply closet and Kermit is trying to get out so Waiter Janice and Bodygaurd Sal are trying to hide Kermit somewhere else but while they trie to hide Janice's Boyfreind Floyd thinks she is going out with Sal and gets really ticked.
At the end of the interviews Ratson wants to listen to Johnny and the EM Band but he goes backstage to see a closeup and ends up breaking the lights and putting the bar on fire.
The next morning the guys interview Kermit's next door neighboors Statler & Waldorf and ask if they have seen anything.Statler says he thought Kermit went to the church.So Gonzo & Rizzo goes to the church and they ruine the church service Lew the Fish Throwing Preacher and the Rockin' Piano Player Dr.Teeth and while Lew sermines Dr.Teeth keeps on playing groovy music since he can't play it in church.Rizzo asks Lew if he seen Kermit.Meanwhile Gonzo sees Camilla and falls in love,the next thing they know it they are in a disco!They see the crazy drunk Animal with slipper's that look like.......
KERMITS?!
Just when Gonzo gets ready to talk to Animal Clifford the Host asks Animal
to play the drums with the EM Band so he does.During the song the great
Dancer Digit dances with Janice but Floyd gets ticked again!Then Digit & Floyd have a battle of the bands.Then Sweetums sees Gonzo & Ratson and finds that he is searching for Kermit and Sweetums throws them out.The didn't know but Kermit was trapped behind the bar.
Will Kermit be FOUND?!

PART 2 COMING NEXT SUNDAY!!!!