Fan Fiction: "Don't Eat the Film-Sesame Street Goes Hollywood"

Barry Lee · Feb 22, 2004

Characters:Big Bird,Elmo,Telly,Snuffy,Oscar,Prarie Dawn,Bert,Ernie,Cookie Monster,Grover,Count Von Count,Two Headed Monster,Gina,Maria,Bob,Luis,
Susan,Gordon

Guest Stars:Wayne Brady,Danny Devito,Whoopi Goldberg,John Goodman,
Julia Roberts,Regis,and Kelly

Minutes:75

Script:

SS THEME SONG

SETTING:123 STOOP-

Elmo:"Oh boy I can't wait, oh hey! Today we are going to tour a Hollywood movie studio"

Big Bird:"Hey Elmo let's go!"

Elmo:"Okay Bird!"

Elmo runs.

COMMERCIAL BREAK

SETTING:Hollywood Movie studio gates-

Gordon:"Okay is everybody here?"

Gina:"Yes"

Bob:"Okay guys lets split up Bert,Ernie,and Grover you go together,Oscar,Maria,and Count you go together,Big Bird,Telly,and Snuffy go together,Gina,Gordon,Prarie Dawn,Susan,and Elmo go together,and Luis,Two Headed Monster,Cookie Monster,and I will go together okay?"

Oscar:"Okay Bob!"

Bob:"We'll meet each other back here at 5:00pm okay guys?"

Two Headed Monster:"Okay!"

Maria:"Why do I got to go with Oscar?"

Oscar:"Don't worry skinny we get to see my favorite film 'Grease'!"

Count:"Two two Partners! Ah Ah!"

SETTING:Wayne Brady's Dressing Room-

Bert:"Um Ernie are you sure we are supposed to be here?"

Ernie:"Sure Bert."

Grover:"Be cool Bert it's not like Wayne isn't going to walk in here!"

Bert:"Well your right!"

Wayne Brady walks in.

Bert:"Well maybe your wrong!"

SETTING:Beach Movie Set-

Cookie Monster:"Ooh!That camera looks good to eat!"

Beach ball gets thrown at Two Headed Monster

Two Headed Monster:"Beach ball!"

Cookie Monster:"Come to papa!"

Luis:"That camera is not to eat it is to shoot the film!"

Cookie Monster:"Oh darn!"

SETTING:Audition Room-

Big Bird:"Wow this is cool"

Whoopi Goldberg:"Next"

Telly:"She must be the directer!"

Whoopi:"Wow, look at that!"

Snuffy:"What?"

Whoopi:"You you can be the Big Foot in my movie!"

Snuffy:"Me?"

COMMERCIAL BREAK

SETTING:Screening Room-

Elmo:"Wow look at this a mini movie theater!"

Gordon:"No Elmo this is a screening room"

Julie Roberts:"Yep your right sir."

Gina:"Julia Roberts!"

Elmo:"Who is she?"

Prarie:"A famous movie star"

Elmo:"I like her!"

SETTING:Studio Mess Hall

Oscar:"Why do they call this a mess hall when there is no mess?"

Maria:"Well this is where the famous people eat!"

Count:"One Two Three plates ah ah ah!"

Oscar:"I'm going to get food!"

Maria:"Okay!"

Danny:"Hey kid,get your food and SCRAM!"

Oscar:"That's my type of fellow!"

Danny:"What is it kid?"

SETTING:Wayne Brady's Dressing Room-

Wayne:"What are you doing?"

Grover:"Um where..."

Ernie:"Ernie's Pizza Takeout"

Wayne:"Okay so give me the pizza"

Bert:"Um oatmeal?"

Wayne:"No Pizza!"

Grover:"We don't have any"

Wayne:"Then why are you here"

Bert:"We thought this was the oatmeal kitchen okay bye!"

Ernie,Bert,and Grover run out.

John Goodman:"Okay Yellow guy your on the set next go go go!"

Bert:"I am?"

SETTING:Animation Department

Two Headed Monster:"What's This paper!"

Two Headed Monster throwing paper everywhere

Luis:"This is where they make cartoons!"

Cookie Monster:"Ooh yummy pencil"

Cookie eats pencil.

Luis:"Cookie Monster!"

Cookie:"Sorryyy!"

SETTING:Audition Room

Whoopi:"Okay Snuffy pretent to be scary."

Snuffy:"Boo!"

Whoopi:"No scarry real scarry"

Snuffy:"Wubba Wubba Wubba"

Big Bird:"Telly why don't you help your a monster"

Telly:"I cant be scarry but I can be cute"

Big Bird:"Just Try!"

Telly:"Mrs.Directer mam can I try?"

Whoopi:"Sure you can!"

Telly:"Roooaarrrrrr!!!!"

Whoopi:"Now that's good!"

SETTING:Screening Room-

Elmo:"Oh Julia you look pretty"

Julia:"Aww that's cute!"

Susan:"What is Elmo doing?"

Gordon:"Don't Know"

SETTING:Regis & Kelly Live set

Regis:"And know here is Elton John

Bert:"Wow I'm on T.V.!"

Kelly:"Your not Elton."

Bert:"No I'm Bert from Sesame Street!"

Kelly:"My kids love that show!"

Bert:"Show?"

Regis:"Yeah it is a show"

Bert:"You mean people spy on us know wonder there are cameras all over my house!"

Part 2 coming next week!

Tell me how you think so far

Barry Lee · Feb 22, 2004

Part 2

Barry Lee said:
Characters:Big Bird,Elmo,Telly,Snuffy,Oscar,Prarie Dawn,Bert,Ernie,Cookie Monster,Grover,Count Von Count,Two Headed Monster,Gina,Maria,Bob,Luis,
Susan,Gordon

Guest Stars:Wayne Brady,Danny Devito,Whoopi Goldberg,John Goodman,
Julia Roberts,Regis,and Kelly

Minutes:75

Script:

SS THEME SONG

SETTING:123 STOOP-

Elmo:"Oh boy I can't wait, oh hey! Today we are going to tour a Hollywood movie studio"

Big Bird:"Hey Elmo let's go!"

Elmo:"Okay Bird!"

Elmo runs.

COMMERCIAL BREAK

SETTING:Hollywood Movie studio gates-

Gordon:"Okay is everybody here?"

Gina:"Yes"

Bob:"Okay guys lets split up Bert,Ernie,and Grover you go together,Oscar,Maria,and Count you go together,Big Bird,Telly,and Snuffy go together,Gina,Gordon,Prarie Dawn,Susan,and Elmo go together,and Luis,Two Headed Monster,Cookie Monster will go together okay?"

Oscar:"Okay Bob!"

Bob:"We'll meet each other back here at 5:00pm okay guys?"

Two Headed Monster:"Okay!"

Maria:"Why do I got to go with Oscar?"

Oscar:"Don't worry skinny we get to see my favorite film 'Grease'!"

Count:"Two two Partners! Ah Ah!"

SETTING:Wayne Brady's Dressing Room-

Bert:"Um Ernie are you sure we are supposed to be here?"

Ernie:"Sure Bert."

Grover:"Be cool Bert it's not like Wayne isn't going to walk in here!"

Bert:"Well your right!"

Wayne Brady walks in.

Bert:"Well maybe your wrong!"

SETTING:Beach Movie Set-

Cookie Monster:"Ooh!That camera looks good to eat!"

Beach ball gets thrown at Two Headed Monster

Two Headed Monster:"Beach ball!"

Cookie Monster:"Come to papa!"

Luis:"That camera is not to eat it is to shoot the film!"

Cookie Monster:"Oh darn!"

SETTING:Audition Room-

Big Bird:"Wow this is cool"

Whoopi Goldberg:"Next"

Telly:"She must be the directer!"

Whoopi:"Wow, look at that!"

Snuffy:"What?"

Whoopi:"You you can be the Big Foot in my movie!"

Snuffy:"Me?"

COMMERCIAL BREAK

SETTING:Screening Room-

Elmo:"Wow look at this a mini movie theater!"

Gordon:"No Elmo this is a screening room"

Julie Roberts:"Yep your right sir."

Gina:"Julia Roberts!"

Elmo:"Who is she?"

Prarie:"A famous movie star"

Elmo:"I like her!"

SETTING:Studio Mess Hall

Oscar:"Why do they call this a mess hall when there is no mess?"

Maria:"Well this is where the famous people eat!"

Count:"One Two Three plates ah ah ah!"

Oscar:"I'm going to get food!"

Maria:"Okay!"

Danny:"Hey kid,get your food and SCRAM!"

Oscar:"That's my type of fellow!"

Danny:"What is it kid?"

SETTING:Wayne Brady's Dressing Room-

Wayne:"What are you doing?"

Grover:"Um where..."

Ernie:"Ernie's Pizza Takeout"

Wayne:"Okay so give me the pizza"

Bert:"Um oatmeal?"

Wayne:"No Pizza!"

Grover:"We don't have any"

Wayne:"Then why are you here"

Bert:"We thought this was the oatmeal kitchen okay bye!"

Ernie,Bert,and Grover run out.

John Goodman:"Okay Yellow guy your on the set next go go go!"

Bert:"I am?"

SETTING:Animation Department

Two Headed Monster:"What's This paper!"

Two Headed Monster throwing paper everywhere

Luis:"This is where they make cartoons!"

Cookie Monster:"Ooh yummy pencil"

Cookie eats pencil.

Luis:"Cookie Monster!"

Cookie:"Sorryyy!"

SETTING:Audition Room

Whoopi:"Okay Snuffy pretent to be scary."

Snuffy:"Boo!"

Whoopi:"No scarry real scarry"

Snuffy:"Wubba Wubba Wubba"

Big Bird:"Telly why don't you help your a monster"

Telly:"I cant be scarry but I can be cute"

Big Bird:"Just Try!"

Telly:"Mrs.Directer mam can I try?"

Whoopi:"Sure you can!"

Telly:"Roooaarrrrrr!!!!"

Whoopi:"Now that's good!"

SETTING:Screening Room-

Elmo:"Oh Julia you look pretty"

Julia:"Aww that's cute!"

Susan:"What is Elmo doing?"

Gordon:"Don't Know"

SETTING:Regis & Kelly Live set

Regis:"And know here is Elton John

Bert:"Wow I'm on T.V.!"

Kelly:"Your not Elton."

Bert:"No I'm Bert from Sesame Street!"

Kelly:"My kids love that show!"

Bert:"Show?"

Regis:"Yeah it is a show"

Bert:"You mean people spy on us know wonder there are cameras all over my house!"

Part 2 coming next week!

Tell me how you think so far

Part 2-

SETTING:Studio Kitchen

Cookie Monster:"FOOOOOD!!!!!"

Luis:"Cookie Monster No!"

Two Headed Monster:"FOOOOODDD! Lets Eat!"

Cookie and the Two Headed Monster eat everything in the kitchen.

Luis:"Great."

SETTING:Studio Mess Hall

Danny:"So Oscar where do you live?"

Oscar:"Sesame Street."

Maria:"Oscar? Where is our food youve been talking to that short guy for..."

Count:"1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 minutes ah ah ah...."

Danny:"Who are you calling shorty skinny?"

Oscar:"Food fight!''

Everybody in the Mess hall is throwing food

Maria:"Now this is a mess hall."

SETTING:Movie Set-

Whoopi:"Okay Telly scare everybody who is going to watch in the theater okay?"

Telly:"Roooaarrr! oh I can't do this!"

Whoopi:"Cut! Why?"

Telly:"I'm freindly not a scarry monster."

Big Bird:"He's Right you know!!!"

SETTING:Screening Room-

Elmo:"Julia, I Love You!"

Julia:"What?"

Susan & Gordon:"WHAT?!"

Prarie Dawn:"Oh the power of Love!"

COMMERCIAL BREAK

SETTING:Regis & Kelly Show set-

Kelly:"So do you have any freinds with you?"

Bert:"Um...."

Ernie:"Yes..."

Grover:"Yes he does!"

Regis:"it's Ernie and Grover!"

Grover:"How did you know our names?"

Kelly:"My kids watch you every morning on PBS"

Ernie:"Oh there kids must be spies"

Grover:"and PBS must be the Spy group name"

SETTING:Outside of the studio

Gaurd:"Out and stay out!"

Luis:"It's all Cookie Monster's fault I told you not to eat anything!"

Two Headed Monster:"Me love to play outside!"

Cookie Monster:"Sorryyy!"

Gaurd:"You go to"

Luis:"Maria what are you doing?"

Maria:"Well Oscar made a food fight"

Count:"3 million 5 hundred and 50 peices of food were on our table ah ah ah!"

Oscar:"That was the life Hollywood is great!"

Grover runs w/ Ernie & Bert.

Grover:"The gaurd dogs were chasing us!"

Oscar:"Grover?"

Ernie:"Bert ended up on the Regis and Kelly show and Grover and I and bert weren't evensupposed to be on the show!"

Telly:"My gosh that was my only chance to be a star!"

Count:"What happened bird?"

Big Bird:"Telly was about to be in a movie but he was fired!"

Susan:"That was a neat movie!"

Prarie:"Yeah it was"

Gordon:"It was great!"

Bob:"Hey guys your early!"

Snuffy:"We all got kicked out!"

Bob:"Okay lets just go!"

COMMERCIAL BREAK

SETTING:Hooper's Store-

Zoe:"Was Hollywood great?"

Big Bird:"Yeah!"

Herry:"Wheres Elmo I wanted to play with him!"

Big Bird:"Elmo?"

SETTING:Outside of Movie Studio

Julia:"I love you to Elmo!"

Elmo:"That's great!"

SETTING:123 Stoop-

Cookie Monster:"The End!''

Whoopi:"Cut!Good work team!"

Big Bird:"Why thank you!"

Tell me how you think!

muppet maniac · Feb 25, 2004

I loved it!!! :smile:

I would love to see this happen!

Dantecat · Apr 20, 2004

I also liked it too! It's Great!!! :cool:

McFraggle · Apr 20, 2004

I also like it.

Fan Fiction: "Don't Eat the Film-Sesame Street Goes Hollywood"

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