Fan Fic: Sesame Street Old School top 40 Countdown

[minor muppetz]

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for the Sesame Street Old School Top 40 Countdown, in honor of the show's fortieth anniversary but limiting to approximately the first 24 seasons. And now, here are our hosts, Big Bird and Guy Smiley!

Guy Smiley: Thank you, thank you, boys and girls.
Big Bird: Welcome to the top 40 countdown.
Guy Smiley: Honoring the best Sesame Street segments from approximately the first 24 years, though not manay from seasons 21 through 24.
Big Bird: Let's start off with the first five... Or last five?
Guy Smiley: Let's just call it segments 40 through 36!

Segments

• 40. Born to Add
• 39. Oscar's Grouch Bus Stop
• 38. Bert and Ernie blow a fuse
• 37. Jim Carrey's feet
• 36. Wanda the Witch

Big Bird: Those were some great moments.
Guy Smiley: Yes, they were! And now here are moments 35 through 31!

Segments

• 35. Typewriter: y-yo-yo
• 34. Sesame Street News: How to Get to Yellowstone Park
• 33. Grover and the rival waiter
• 32. Jazz #9
• 31. That Grouchy Face

(Bert and Ernie are watching the show at home)
Bert: This is a great show. I hope that my paperclips and bottlecaps get represented. Of course, I wonder what moment will be number one.
Ernie: Oh, I think I know. (picks up and squeaks Rubber Duckie, then laughs)
Bert: Ernie! Will you just put down the duckie!
Ernie: Hey! Speaking of my duckie, it's on now!
Bert: Right, here's clips 30 through 26.

Segments:

• 30. Do De Rubber Duck
• 29. Monsterpeice Theater: Chariots of Fur
• 28. Teeny Little Superguy: crossing the street
• 27. Danger
• 26. Henson #9

Guy Smiley: Let's take a break to talk about next season.
Big Bird: Oh, right. Next year, we will teach lessons on the environment.
Guy Smiley: But we've taught the environment years ago. However, none of our environmentally-friendly segments made it to the top 40, but here are the ones with the highest nominated scores!

Segments:

• The Garden Song
• Garbage Man Blues Song
• The Trash Can
• Two-headed Monster reuses a juice carton
• Old Bottles, New Bottles
• Don't Throw That Trash on the Ground
• Willie Wimple: Land Pollution
• On My Pond

Guy Smiley: By the way, none of those clips are on the new DVD Being Green.
Big Bird: That's why I chose not to be involved with that DVD.
Guy Smiley: Me, too! And you know, there are a lot of rare sketches that the fans have long been wanting to see, or wanting to see again. They couldn't honestly vote for them because they don't readily have the clips.
Big Bird: At least not in english.
Guy Smiley: So here are those clips!

Segments

• Waiter Grover: The Count's hot dogs
• Nobody
• Bert and Maria imagine flying
• Henson #1
• Henson E Claymation
• The Leslie Mostly Show: Cookie Monster
• Ernie and the candy salesman
• cast surprise song
• Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds
• The Anything in the Whole-Wide-World Prize Game

Guy Smiley: And now here are segments 25 through 21.

Segments:

• 25. Bert and Ernie in the pyrimid
• 24. Kermit and Grover: earmuff salesman
• 23. The Golden An
• 22. Mystery Guest
• 21. Squeal of Fortune

Big Bird: Now, we are only nominating inserts, but here are a few big favorites that come from street stories, ending with one of our most important clips. (starts crying)

Clips

• Big Bird and Snuffleupagus find Mt. Snuffleupagus in hawiai
• the adults sing "You're My Baby" at Miles' first birthday party
• Maria and Luis get married
• the cast votes on whetehr Barkley should be named Barkley or Woof-Woof
• the cast explains Mr. Hooper's death to Big Bird

Guy Smiley: Well, here are segments 20 through 16.

Segments:

• 20. Herry and John-John count to 20
• 19. Madrigal Alphabet
• 18. The Cookie Bunny
• 17. Roosevelt Franklin explains africa
• 16. The Alligator King

Big Bird: Before we move on, here are some of our favorite clips that don't come from the show!

Segments

• The Grouch Anthem - Follow That Bird
• Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas - Christmas Eve on Sesame Street
• Bruno rollerskates - Big Bird's Birthday
• Don't Eat the Pictures - Don't Eat the Pictures
• grouch restaurant - Follow That Bird
• Look Through the Window - 20 and Still Counting

Big Bird: And now, here are segments 15-11!

Segments:

• 15. Still, We Like Each Other
• 14. Snuffy jumps on Big Bird's trampoline
• 13. King of 8
• 12. Pinball Number Count #12
• 11. I Just Adore Four

Guy Smiley: We are getting closer to the number one spot!
Big Bird: That's right. So here are segments 19 through 2!

Segments:

• 10. The People in Your Neighborhood (original)
• 9. the geefle and the gonk
• 8. The Word is No!
• 7. Number Three Ball Film
• 6. Everyone Likes Ice Cream
• 5. M gets invited to dinner
• 4. C is for Cookie
• 3. Mad Painter #3
• Kermit and Joey recite the alphabet

Big Bird: And now, here it is...
Guy Smiley: The moment you've all been waiting for!
Big Bird: The number one segment!
Guy Smiley: You all probably know what it is, but in case you don't, HERE IT IS!

Segment: 1. Rubber Duckie

Ernie: I knew it! (squeaks Rubber Duckie in excitement)
Bert: (sarcastically) What a surprise...
Guy Smiley: Well, we hope you enjoyed the show, and if you have any favorites that we left out...
The Count: Wait! You coutned backwards from 40, right?
Guy Smiley: yeah.
The Count: So, if I wanted to count that list backwards, and I'd coutn Up to 40, right?
Guy Smiley: Of course.
Big Bird: And if you also include the honorary mentions then there's actually 51 clips.
The Count: I will count them! One, two, three, four... (continues, over the following dialogue)
Big Bird: And remember, folks.
Guy Smiley: This program was brought to you by the number 40!
Big Bird: And now, let's play nominated clip #41 over the closing credits.

(Me Lost Me Cookie plays over the credits)