Alphabet O'Malley
This reminds me a little of the "Alphabet O'Malley" skit.
Two male Anything Muppets are friends, and one (AM) asks the other, named Alphabet O'Malley (AO), what his real name is. He responds with:
AO: "Arnold, Byron, Charles....." and lists off 26 names in alphabetical order, followed by "O'Malley". (I think W was Wildemere, and Edward, Jerome, and Kyle were in there. Z sounded something like Zantac.")
AM: "You mean your name is Arnold, Byron, Charles..(repeats all 26 names) O'Malley?"
AO: "Eee-yep."
AM: "I don't think I can remember that"
AO: "Then you can call me by my initials"
AM: "What are your initials"
AO: "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ O'Malley"
AM: "You mean your initials are ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ O'Malley"
AO: "Yeah."
AM: "How's about I just call you Alphabet O'Malley."
AO: "It's fine with me."
(Muppet puts arm around back of other)
AM: "Thanks, Alph"