D'Snowth's Holiday Survival Guide Vol. 3

D'Snowth

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(Belated but sincere)

Say goodbye to 2005, and hello to 2006!

If you're old enough, this'll get to be the night you get to stay up PAST midnight!

For all of you families out there, make sure when you get ready to toast the new year to use non-alcoholic drinks around your kids. Speaking of which, if you're upset because you're given the crummy champagne glass because you're parents are worried you'll break the good ones, don't be! Just wait till YOU'RE their age!

For all of you singles and/or mashers out there, there are three kinds of parties you can go to: 1. You can go to the old-folks party, 2. you can go to the party where you don't know anybody, 3. You can go to the party where everyone's too drunk to care what year it is. Just don't overdo the drinks if you have no chauffer,

When you see the big glass ball in New York getting ready to strike the new year, make sure you've got that cute blonde Canadian woman 2.75 times older than you to kiss...just make sure her husband and children aren't watching, that could get them pretty upset. Of course, for all you females out there, I wouldn't kiss a guy if I were you...that's disgusting! Oh wait, that's what women do!.... ><

If you're gonna to start, or plan to start a new year's resolution: don't bother people, you KNOW you're going to forget all about them and break them by January the 2nd!

Finally, don't be embarrassed if you don't know the words to "Auld Lang Syne", as it seems like that's one song no one will ever remember the words too. Not that I know it goes "Should old aquaintance be forgot and never brought to mind, should old aquaintance be forgot in days of Auld Lang Syne, for Auld Lang Syne my dear, for Auld Lang SYYYYYYYYYYYYYNE, we'll take a cup of kindness yet, for Auld Lang Syne.
 
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D'Snowth said:
(Belated but sincere)
When you see the big glass ball in New York getting ready to strike the new year, make sure you've got that cute blonde Canadian woman 2.75 times older than you to kiss...just make sure her husband and children aren't watching, that could get them pretty upset. Of course, for all you females out there, I wouldn't kiss a guy if I were you...that's disgusting! Oh wait, that's what women do!.... ><
Sure.... lol
 

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I'm sorry I didn't get to read this yesterday, it''s great as usual! You'd just better hope Pepper doesn't see it... LOL
 

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Of course not!!! First of all, I like her as a friend, second of all, I seriously doubt she's THAT old. Third of all, everyone should know the Canadian I was referring to was Kathy Greenwood.
 
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I know that Snowth... I thought everyone would have known that. Why would fraggle think it was pepper??? I am confused....
 

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Cuz she's Canadian and I pester her alot?
 

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That's exactly why, but I just realized who you meant a few minutes ago. Oops, I'm so imbarristed! I also didn't think Pepper was that old, sorry Pepper!
 

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Hehe, nifty little tips, Snowth. ^_- Pity I was at work at the timehehe.
 
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