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Sam and Friends BookOy vey, it's December, and almost time for Hannukuh!
Legend has it that some little Jewish kiddies get stinkin' rich from this holiday...rest assure people, there's nothing valuable about chocolate circles wrapped with shiny yellow aluminum foil! And don't forget to remove that wrapper first for those of us who have tooth fillings!
Oil is important: that's why you have to make sure you light that menorah for all the eight days of Hannukah. If your up-to-date with modern techinology, then get rid of that old-fashioned menorah that you have to light with matches every night; bite the bullet and get you a menorah that you can plug into the wall! Also, don't forget to wear your little hats at family get togethers.
Don't be jealous of your Christian friends who get free stuff from Santa Claus, because you're the few chosen ones to get even cooler free stuff from the Hannukah Fairy (or Hannukah Harry, which ever one visits you). Plus look on the bright side: you've got eight whole days to get cool free stuff, while your Christian friends get cool stuff for one day, and then forget about them after two days. Speaking of days, you've got eight whole days to beat your buddy's butt at a death-match game of dreidel.
To quote a quote: "The beautiful thing about Kosher food is that it guarantees to be twice the price and half the taste." With that said and done, I hope you all enjoy your latkes and sufganyot.
And finally, one last thing to be thankful for, you don't have to be saddled with having to memorize 100's or Christmas songs, all you have to do is hope you can remember the words to the Hannukah song.
Legend has it that some little Jewish kiddies get stinkin' rich from this holiday...rest assure people, there's nothing valuable about chocolate circles wrapped with shiny yellow aluminum foil! And don't forget to remove that wrapper first for those of us who have tooth fillings!
Oil is important: that's why you have to make sure you light that menorah for all the eight days of Hannukah. If your up-to-date with modern techinology, then get rid of that old-fashioned menorah that you have to light with matches every night; bite the bullet and get you a menorah that you can plug into the wall! Also, don't forget to wear your little hats at family get togethers.
Don't be jealous of your Christian friends who get free stuff from Santa Claus, because you're the few chosen ones to get even cooler free stuff from the Hannukah Fairy (or Hannukah Harry, which ever one visits you). Plus look on the bright side: you've got eight whole days to get cool free stuff, while your Christian friends get cool stuff for one day, and then forget about them after two days. Speaking of days, you've got eight whole days to beat your buddy's butt at a death-match game of dreidel.
To quote a quote: "The beautiful thing about Kosher food is that it guarantees to be twice the price and half the taste." With that said and done, I hope you all enjoy your latkes and sufganyot.
And finally, one last thing to be thankful for, you don't have to be saddled with having to memorize 100's or Christmas songs, all you have to do is hope you can remember the words to the Hannukah song.
