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Hello! This Alistair Cookie! Tonight, me proud to bring you story of struggle and difference in Puritanical times. And now me bring to you, classic novel by some guy named after a hotel, the Scarlett Letter!
(Scene shifts to old 1600’s type of setting in Colonial America. We see Hester Prune, a small purple/pink anything Muppet woman in a red shall with a large letter A on her shall)
hester: Oh woa is me! The agony of A!!! I wear the shameful letter A on my shall! A is afwul!! A is appalling !!
(A gang of villagers come to point and staire)
Villager 1: Agreed! A is quite adverse!!!
Villager 2: A is always agonizing!
Villager 3: Aye! A gives me aches!!
Villager 4: Yeah! Let’s abolish A!!!
(gang agrees and gets very angry, while a man shouts from a scaffolding)
Man: WAIIIIIIT!!! I am ASHAMED of you all and your annoying, aggravating anti-“A” adgenda!. What gives you the authority to antaonize such an apologetic letter? Why, do you know how awful it would be after a is abolished? You can’t say that you ate, “apples and Asparagus with Asiago cheese!” There’s no air to breathe! You can’t go anywhere with out A!!! A is Awesome, awe inspiring and just plane A.O.K!!! Anyone agree?
(Villagers hang heads in shame, and agree with the man)
Hester: Yes, but … my Aunt Agnes made this for me. It has an A on it, and my name begins with an H!!!
Man: Awwww… all right… worth a shot anyway….
Cookie: Aww… wasn’t that another amazing anicdote? Tune in next time for the sequal, the Purple Number! Goodnight (pulls out letter A and eats it). Aww… so appetizing!
Hello! This Alistair Cookie! Tonight, me proud to bring you story of struggle and difference in Puritanical times. And now me bring to you, classic novel by some guy named after a hotel, the Scarlett Letter!
(Scene shifts to old 1600’s type of setting in Colonial America. We see Hester Prune, a small purple/pink anything Muppet woman in a red shall with a large letter A on her shall)
hester: Oh woa is me! The agony of A!!! I wear the shameful letter A on my shall! A is afwul!! A is appalling !!
(A gang of villagers come to point and staire)
Villager 1: Agreed! A is quite adverse!!!
Villager 2: A is always agonizing!
Villager 3: Aye! A gives me aches!!
Villager 4: Yeah! Let’s abolish A!!!
(gang agrees and gets very angry, while a man shouts from a scaffolding)
Man: WAIIIIIIT!!! I am ASHAMED of you all and your annoying, aggravating anti-“A” adgenda!. What gives you the authority to antaonize such an apologetic letter? Why, do you know how awful it would be after a is abolished? You can’t say that you ate, “apples and Asparagus with Asiago cheese!” There’s no air to breathe! You can’t go anywhere with out A!!! A is Awesome, awe inspiring and just plane A.O.K!!! Anyone agree?
(Villagers hang heads in shame, and agree with the man)
Hester: Yes, but … my Aunt Agnes made this for me. It has an A on it, and my name begins with an H!!!
Man: Awwww… all right… worth a shot anyway….
Cookie: Aww… wasn’t that another amazing anicdote? Tune in next time for the sequal, the Purple Number! Goodnight (pulls out letter A and eats it). Aww… so appetizing!
