Down... *sigh*

[Vic Romano]

Good job, Vibs; the decision is soley yours and I know that whatever you choose is the right decision. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go play Bingo in the day room with Ziffel, but I hafta' beat that old coot there or he'll hide my medications on me again... now where's my walker?

 

[Ziffel]

Good job, Vibs; the decision is soley yours and I know that whatever you choose is the right decision. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go play Bingo in the day room with Ziffel, but I hafta' beat that old coot there or he'll hide my medications on me again... now where's my walker?

Ehhhh what you say, sonny? Time for bingo again? Ookay. I'll go tell Professor Hastings and we''ll be right there. And by the way sonny, it's Hastings who done swipes your meds, not me! You're mixing him up with me who steals your candy bars when you win at bingo. It's only fair since you cheat anyway ya ol' codger!

By the way, here's a couple of anecdotes of bingo related things at the nursing home I work at:

(1) A resident walked in to the room where bingo was to be played and sat down. But it was about two hours early. A nurse came over and said, "What are you doing here so soon?" He said, "I'm gonna play bingo." She said, "But it's too early. See, there's no one else here." He said, "Well then they better get here, hadn't they?"
(2) A resident needed one more space (say, B6) to win bingo. He asked the woman calling the numbers if she called B6. She said no. He says, "Why not?"