Don Music's Version of Chim Chim Cheree

[Dil]

Of course, we start off with Kermit, and Chim Chim Cheree is in C Minor, like in the movie, Mary Poppins.

KERMIT: "This is Kermit the Frog, speaking to you of the studio of famous pianist Mr. Don Music. Now let's see what he's writing now."

DON: "Chim Chiminy Chim Chiminy Chim Chim Cheree, a sweep is as luck as luck can-- lucky can-- lucky can-- Oh! I'll NEVER get this song! Never Never NEVER!!" (bangs his head)

KERMIT: "Uh, Don? Don? What seems to be the problem, Mr. Music?"

DON: "Fact is, Mr. Frog..."

KERMIT: "Yeah?"

DON: "I'm writing a song called "Chim Chim Cheree" and the problem is... I can't think of a word that rhymes with 'Cheree'! You know, Chim Chiminy Chim Chiminy Chim Chim Cheree, a sweep is as luck as luck as... uh, you see, I'll NEVER finish this song, NEVER I tell ya! Say, maybe you can help me?"

KERMIT: "OK, how about uh... me?"

DON: "Me? that rhymes."

KERMIT: "Alright, um, try "Chim Chiminy Chim Chiminy Chim Chim Cheree, a sweep is as lucky as lucky can me.""

DON: "(groans) Noo! That won't make sense! Me isn't a verb, there MUST be a verb that rhymes with 'Cheree'."

KERMIT: "Wait, I know! Ahem, "Chim Chiminy Chim Chiminy Chim Chim Cheree, a pie is as good as a cake made by me"."

DON: "OK, now, no! Wait a sec! That STILL won't make any sense! I mean Chim has NOTHING to do with food! It has something to do with sweeping and chimneys!"

KERMIT: "Mmmm, mmm, yummy. This should probably be a theme for a new restaurant, Don's Dessert Diner, DDD."

DON: "Hey! I was planning that. Tell me the lyrics for my new song."

KERMIT: "Allrightie! (Don plays piano) Yum Yumity Yum Yumity Yum Yum, Yummy, a pie is as good as a cake made by me, yum yumity yum yumity yum yum, yummo, my desserts are so good, it makes my eyes glow."

DON: "Try one of these goods, and that shines you, so. YES!! OF COURSE!! I'm gonna win an OSCAR for that song! C'mon boys, let's sing it!!!"

(More advanced music plays.)

DON AND THREE BAKERS: "Yum Yumity Yum Yumity Yum Yum, Yummy, a pie is as good as a cake made by me, yum yumity yum yumity yum yum, yummo, my desserts are so good, it makes my eyes glow. Try one of these goods, and that shines you, so."

DON: "One more time!"

DON AND THREE BAKERS: "Yum Yumity Yum Yumity Yum Yum, Yummy, a pie is as good as a cake made by me, yum yumity yum yumity yum yum, yummo, my desserts are so good, it makes my eyes glow. Try one of these goods, and that shines you, so. Try one of these goods, and that shines you, so-woa-woa! Yum Yum Yummo! Yeah!!!"

KERMIT: "And there you have it, another hit since one from "Mary Poppins"."

End of sketch. What d'ya think?

 

[minor muppetz]

That was really good.

 

[MartyMuppets]

Yes it was indeed.