Compilation FanFic - Fozzie's Muppet Scrapbook II

[Dil]

This compilation would feature more of Fozzie's songs & sketches and would be released in 2006 rather than 1985.

(The new footage would take place in the attic like after the other Fozzie compilation. At the beginning, we would see the title and hear the theme.)

(Fozzies hums the second verse like in the other Fozzie compilation.)

KERMIT: "Say, this must be the scrapbook of your Comedy triumphs, right?"

FOZZIE: "Actually, this one is brand new. I bought it yesterday since I needed more room for other Fozzie Bear pictures."

KERMIT: "This one looks kinda neat."

FOZZIE: "Yeah."

KERMIT: "Hey! This must be your shortest monologues."

FOZZIE: "Let's take a brief look."

(inserts a clip of Fozzie's monologue in the Diana Ross episode.)

KERMIT: "That was even less than 10 seconds."

FOZZIE: "And I sure have pretty good memories."

KERMIT: "You sure do. Listen, would you like to watch the Comedy Channel on TV with me? It goes on forever!"

FOZZIE: "Oh, sure, as soon as I'm done with my scrapbook. Oh, and speaking of memories, I've done a Memory Act."

ANNIE SUE: "Hey, Mr. Fozzie, sir? What is this?"

FOZZIE: "Oh, Annie Sue, my buttercup, this is my scrapbook. I bought it yesterday. I have another scrapbook of my own."

ANNIE SUE: "I would like to see the other scrapbook someday."

FOZZIE: "And hey! You're just in time. You're about to look at the Memory Act, and you helped me while I was forgeting what to say."

ANNIE SUE: "It's my pleasure for helping you remember."

(inserts a clip of Fozzie's Memory Act.)

ANNIE SUE: "You know, that piece was one of my favorite monologues."

FOZZIE: "Oh, thank you. I'm not just an all-star comedian, I can sing, too."

ANNIE SUE: "You said it."

(inserts a clip of "Pig's Song".)

KERMIT: "Fozzie, don't you want to watch the Comedy Channel?"

FOZZIE: "I'll be out in a minute!"

(there's a knock on a door.)

ANNIE SUE: "Come in."

(The one who came into the attic is Link Hogthrob.)

ANNIE SUE: "Oh, it's you, Link."

LINK: "Hello, porkshop."

MISS PIGGY: (off-camera) "Don't you want to be karate-chopped?"

LINK: "No, and you're trapped in the basement and no one can help you today."

(Fozzie, Annie Sue, & Link laugh.)

MISS PIGGY: (still off-camera) "Sigh... whatever. Go away from me. I've already have a boyfriend, after all."

FOZZIE: "Hey, this is the time when I was trying to stop Statler & Waldorf from heckling me."

LINK: "Oh?"

(Link looks at the photos Fozzie was talking about.)

LINK: "That's rediculous. That doesn't look much like you. In fact, I think he looks more like his cousin."

FOZZIE: "And Bruce Forsyth replaced me."

(inserts a clip of the backstage scenes where Fozzie tries a way to stop S & W from heckling him, and the Comedy Spot from the Bruce Forsyth.)

FOZZIE: "Have you ever heard of a Rhyming Song that doesn't rhyme?"

LINK: "I do."

ANNIE SUE: "I do."

(Scooter appears.)

SCOOTER: "Me, too. Say, how did you like the Telephone Pole Bit?"

FOZZIE: "First, I thought it was just short, and I was tired of it. But now, I think it's better, now."

SCOOTER: "Oh, good!"

FOZZIE: "How about the Rhyming Song?"

SCOOTER: "Gee, my uncle wanted us to make Rhyming Song rhyme."

FOZZIE: "I thought it would be funnier if it was ironic."

(inserts a clip of "The Rhyming Song", then to the Veterinarian's Hopsital sketch from the Rich Little Episode.)

LINK: "How about "Bear On Patrol"? We did it together. Fozzie and I."

FOZZIE: "Oh, yes. And now..."

(inserts a clip of "Bear On Patrol" from the Leslie Uggams episode, then a clip of "Wotcher".)

FOZZIE: "Remember about a piece called the Wall where Kermit would interview the guest stars on The Muppet Show."

ANNIE SUE: "Actually it's called The Talk Spot."

FOZZIE: "I, insead of Kermit, once interviewed with alive lady, Phyllis Diller, and dead guy, Don Knotts."

SCOOTER: "You mean Phyllis Diller is still alive and Don Knotts is dead?"

FOZZIE: "Absolutelmongo!"

(inserts clips of Fozzie's Talk Spots.)

SCOOTER: "You've some pretty great performances, Fozzie."

LINK: "He sure did, in fact, the cousin, which I think Fozzie looked more like, was once in the audience."

ANNIE SUE: "Or how about your Comedy Act with Avery Schreiber?"

(inserts clips of Fozzie's Miming Act, Fozzie's Magic Act, Fozzie's Sawing a Thing in Half act, Fozzie's Monologue from the Ethel Merman episode, & Fozzie's Act with Avery Schreiber.)

FOZZIE: "Five Comedy Acts in a row, and boy, I am one hip bear."

LINK: "Oh, look! That's my favorite comedian, Don Knotts."

FOZZIE: "Knotts is your favorite comedian?"

LINK: "Yep. You once introduced him singing 'Lullaby of Birdland'."

FOZZIE: "Bzz! Wrong-O! He didn't sing no the lyrics."

SCOOTER: "You mean he didn't sing? Well, I guess he just spoke."

LINK: "Why not? Maybe Kermit forgot to use a song that would be REALLY sung by Knotts, huh?"

(inserts a clip of "Lullaby of Birdland".)

FOZZIE: "Well, that's the end of my new scrapbook."

LINK: "Someday I would see your old scrapbook."

KERMIT: (off-camera) "Everyone ready for the Comedy Special, "The Muppet Show Comedy Video Show"?"

(Link, Scooter, Annie Sue, Fozzie cheer and run down to watch the show on TV.)

(During the credits, we see Link looking at the scrapbook for a moment.)

(After the credits: )

LINK: "Huh, Wha?... (looks at the camera) Oh! Right."

(Link runs back down back to REALLY watch the show on TV.)

What do you think of this?

 

[MartyMuppets]

sounds very good Dil

 

[minor muppetz]

This was good. I have been thinking of doing a similar fan fiction, though focusing on both Kermit and Fozzie.