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This fan fic script is a compilation video for Muppets Tonight. Enjoy!
(The Muppets Tonight theme music plays as the video opens with a shot of the basement seen in The Gary Chuenga Episode. The title, "From the Muppets Tonight Basement", appears, as Clifford, Rizzo, and Bobo come into the basement)
Rizzo: Get that light, Bobo.
(Bobo turns the light on)
Clifford: Well, here we are. I haven'ty been down in this basement since Muppets Tonight got cancled.
Rizzo: Yeah, you also haven't had a steady paycheck since it was cancled.
Bobo: Well, what are we doing down here, anyway?
Clifford: Oh, I left some of my buisness books down here, and I need them now.
Bobo: Why do you need buisness books?
Clifford: Oh, I was considering opening my own buisness before I got the hosting job, and lost interest untill recently. Now help me find those books!
Rizzo: Uh, right. But, uh, weren't you planning on being a bass guitar player?
Clifford: yeah, I lost interest in that when I decided I wanted to run my own buisness.
Rizzo: Oh, right.
Bobo: (looking in a box) Hey, look what I found!
Rizzo: What did you find?
Bobo: I found a gong! (takes the gong out)
Clifford: Oh, you know, Animal used that gong for an opening number once.
(leads to: The opening number from the Jason Alexander episode)
Rizzo: That wasn't one of the shows better moments.
Clifford: Okay, then, what was one of the shows better moments?
Rizzo: Well, it was, uh... oh, alright, I can't think of any either. But it certainly wasn't that one sketch that me and Gonzo did.
(leads to: Gonzo and Rizzo's Incredible Discoveries, followed by Johnny Fiama's Pasta Playhouse, and then Seinfeld Babies)
Bobo: (looking in box) hey, I found a frog-kateer hat.
Clifford: Hey, that hat is from The Kermit the Frog Show.
Bobo: Yeah, Cindy Crawford started out as a frog-kateer.
Rizzo: Oh, boy, did she ever?
(cut to: The Kermit the Frog Show, then The Eagles Nest segment where Sam discusses noise pollution)
Rizzo: Hey, I found an official Bay of Pigswatch poster.
Clifford: Oh, yeah, that was a good show.
Rizzo: (pervertedly) it suuuuure was!
Clifford: Hey, do you remember when Miss Piggy was on that show?
(cut to: the first Bay of Pigswatch segment, followed by the tales From the Vet segment "The Pig Who Liked Ham")
Bobo: Hey, I just found one of Garth Brooks hats.
Rizzo: Oh, yeah, he must have left it here when he guest starred.
(cut to: We Shall Be Free, followed by a Swift Witts segment)
Kermit: (going down into the basement) Hi, Clifford.
Clifford: What's up, Kermit?
Kermit: I just thought I'd check on you all.
Clifford: Well, we are doing fine.
Bobo: Yeah, we're finding a lot of stuff from Muppets Tonight.
Kermit: yeha, that was a good show. I remember the time that I sang with Tony Bennet.
(cut to: Fire Fly, followed by the Real World Muppets sketch where Darcy reads her songs)
Kermit: Once, Fozzie and I did a skecth with Billy Crystal.
(cut to: City Stickers)
Gonzo: (entering) Hi, everybody.
Rizzo: Oh, hi, Gonzo.
Bobo: Hiya!
Gonzo: Have you seen the costume that I used when me and Jason Alexander did or Bats musical?
Rizzo: No.
Clifford: Oh, I foudn it. (takes costuem out of box)
Gonzo: Oh, good. Now my program for Bats won't get lonely.
(cut to: Bats, then Seymour and Pepe's Elifino joke)
Gary Chuenga: (coming out of box) Oh, what am I doing back here?
Clifford: I was about to ask you the same question.
Gary Chuenga: This is the same place where you found me.
Rizzo: That's right.
(cut to the opening scene from the Gary Chuenga episode)
Gary Chuenga: I remember when I auditioned new assistants.
(cut to Gary Chuenga's auditions)
Clifford: That's nothing compared to the time that we auditioend people to pretend to be Miss Piggy.
(cut to: Mis Piggy impersonator auditions)
Rizzo: Remember the time that Johnny Fiama got Sal to do mean things to Evander Holifield?
(cut to: The Johnny Fiama Show sketch where Johnny got Sal to do what he told him, followed by a Fairyland PD sketch)
Bobo: Hey, I found some videos.
Clifford: Oooh! What did you find?
Bobo: (checking) let's see.... here's an episode of Muppet Match Up, with Michelle Phieffer as the contestant, and here's a screen test reel from When Harry Met Sally, with Billy Crystal, and here is an episode of Muppet Hoo Haw, with The Artist Formerly Known as Prince.
(cut to all of the clips mentioned, in the order they were listed)
Clifford: I remember that number that we did with Paula Abdul.
(cut to: Opposites Attract)
Bobo: Yeah, that's nothing compared to the dance number that I did with Cindy Crawford.
(cut to: Bobo and Cindy Crawford's dance number)
Rizzo: Hey, Clifford, are these the books you were looking for?
Clifford: (inspecting books) Yes, they are.
Rizzo: Oh, good, we found them.
Clifford: Yeah, but now, I'm not interested in buisness anymore.
Rizzo: Again?
Clifford: Yeah, now I am once again interested in...
Bobo: Hosting a show?
Clifford: No, I am interested in becomming a musician again. Let's go to the basement of the studio where The Jim Henson Hour was recorded. I left my bass guitar there.
Rizzo: Oh, no.
(The Muppets Tonight theme music plays as the video opens with a shot of the basement seen in The Gary Chuenga Episode. The title, "From the Muppets Tonight Basement", appears, as Clifford, Rizzo, and Bobo come into the basement)
Rizzo: Get that light, Bobo.
(Bobo turns the light on)
Clifford: Well, here we are. I haven'ty been down in this basement since Muppets Tonight got cancled.
Rizzo: Yeah, you also haven't had a steady paycheck since it was cancled.
Bobo: Well, what are we doing down here, anyway?
Clifford: Oh, I left some of my buisness books down here, and I need them now.
Bobo: Why do you need buisness books?
Clifford: Oh, I was considering opening my own buisness before I got the hosting job, and lost interest untill recently. Now help me find those books!
Rizzo: Uh, right. But, uh, weren't you planning on being a bass guitar player?
Clifford: yeah, I lost interest in that when I decided I wanted to run my own buisness.
Rizzo: Oh, right.
Bobo: (looking in a box) Hey, look what I found!
Rizzo: What did you find?
Bobo: I found a gong! (takes the gong out)
Clifford: Oh, you know, Animal used that gong for an opening number once.
(leads to: The opening number from the Jason Alexander episode)
Rizzo: That wasn't one of the shows better moments.
Clifford: Okay, then, what was one of the shows better moments?
Rizzo: Well, it was, uh... oh, alright, I can't think of any either. But it certainly wasn't that one sketch that me and Gonzo did.
(leads to: Gonzo and Rizzo's Incredible Discoveries, followed by Johnny Fiama's Pasta Playhouse, and then Seinfeld Babies)
Bobo: (looking in box) hey, I found a frog-kateer hat.
Clifford: Hey, that hat is from The Kermit the Frog Show.
Bobo: Yeah, Cindy Crawford started out as a frog-kateer.
Rizzo: Oh, boy, did she ever?
(cut to: The Kermit the Frog Show, then The Eagles Nest segment where Sam discusses noise pollution)
Rizzo: Hey, I found an official Bay of Pigswatch poster.
Clifford: Oh, yeah, that was a good show.
Rizzo: (pervertedly) it suuuuure was!
Clifford: Hey, do you remember when Miss Piggy was on that show?
(cut to: the first Bay of Pigswatch segment, followed by the tales From the Vet segment "The Pig Who Liked Ham")
Bobo: Hey, I just found one of Garth Brooks hats.
Rizzo: Oh, yeah, he must have left it here when he guest starred.
(cut to: We Shall Be Free, followed by a Swift Witts segment)
Kermit: (going down into the basement) Hi, Clifford.
Clifford: What's up, Kermit?
Kermit: I just thought I'd check on you all.
Clifford: Well, we are doing fine.
Bobo: Yeah, we're finding a lot of stuff from Muppets Tonight.
Kermit: yeha, that was a good show. I remember the time that I sang with Tony Bennet.
(cut to: Fire Fly, followed by the Real World Muppets sketch where Darcy reads her songs)
Kermit: Once, Fozzie and I did a skecth with Billy Crystal.
(cut to: City Stickers)
Gonzo: (entering) Hi, everybody.
Rizzo: Oh, hi, Gonzo.
Bobo: Hiya!
Gonzo: Have you seen the costume that I used when me and Jason Alexander did or Bats musical?
Rizzo: No.
Clifford: Oh, I foudn it. (takes costuem out of box)
Gonzo: Oh, good. Now my program for Bats won't get lonely.
(cut to: Bats, then Seymour and Pepe's Elifino joke)
Gary Chuenga: (coming out of box) Oh, what am I doing back here?
Clifford: I was about to ask you the same question.
Gary Chuenga: This is the same place where you found me.
Rizzo: That's right.
(cut to the opening scene from the Gary Chuenga episode)
Gary Chuenga: I remember when I auditioned new assistants.
(cut to Gary Chuenga's auditions)
Clifford: That's nothing compared to the time that we auditioend people to pretend to be Miss Piggy.
(cut to: Mis Piggy impersonator auditions)
Rizzo: Remember the time that Johnny Fiama got Sal to do mean things to Evander Holifield?
(cut to: The Johnny Fiama Show sketch where Johnny got Sal to do what he told him, followed by a Fairyland PD sketch)
Bobo: Hey, I found some videos.
Clifford: Oooh! What did you find?
Bobo: (checking) let's see.... here's an episode of Muppet Match Up, with Michelle Phieffer as the contestant, and here's a screen test reel from When Harry Met Sally, with Billy Crystal, and here is an episode of Muppet Hoo Haw, with The Artist Formerly Known as Prince.
(cut to all of the clips mentioned, in the order they were listed)
Clifford: I remember that number that we did with Paula Abdul.
(cut to: Opposites Attract)
Bobo: Yeah, that's nothing compared to the dance number that I did with Cindy Crawford.
(cut to: Bobo and Cindy Crawford's dance number)
Rizzo: Hey, Clifford, are these the books you were looking for?
Clifford: (inspecting books) Yes, they are.
Rizzo: Oh, good, we found them.
Clifford: Yeah, but now, I'm not interested in buisness anymore.
Rizzo: Again?
Clifford: Yeah, now I am once again interested in...
Bobo: Hosting a show?
Clifford: No, I am interested in becomming a musician again. Let's go to the basement of the studio where The Jim Henson Hour was recorded. I left my bass guitar there.
Rizzo: Oh, no.
Anyway, it was very original; I love MT fanfiction!
