compilation fan fic: "Another Kermit & Miss Piggy Story"

[minor muppetz]

Enjoy this all-new compilation, just like the ones from 1985.

(the show starts with kermit and Miss Piggy seated at the table of a fanchy resturaunt. The them music plays while the title, "Another Kermit and Miss Piggy Story", shows up on screen)

Miss Piggy: Thank vous for another wonderful evening.
Kermit: Yeah, I just hope that I can fit this dinner into my budget this time...
Miss Piggy: Kermie! I think they should play our song.
Kermit: Okay, sure, (to off-screen musician) hey! Can you play our song?
Musician: (off-screen) What song is your song?
Miss Piggy: Follow The Band!
Kermit: no, it's being Green...
Miss Piggy: No, I'm pretty sure it's follow the band.
Kermit: No, it's being green...
musician: Look! I'll play both songs. Which should I play first?
Kermit: Oh, you can play....
Miss Piggy: (interrupting) Follow The band!
Kermit: (scrunching face) Good grief!

(this leads to Follow The Band, then the version of Being Green from the Peter Ustinov episode)

Kermit: Those were great songs, but I know another great song.
Miss Piggy: Oh, what is that?
Kermit: "When You Were a Tadpole And I Was a Fish".
Miss Piggy: Moi was never a tadpole, and vous was never a fish.
Kermit: No, no, no, that was the name of a song.
Miss Piggy: But moi don't ever remember singing that.
Kermit: That's because you never sang it. Julie Andrews did.
Miss Piggy: What?

(this leads to the song When You Were A Tadpole And I Was a Fish)

Miss Piggy: I am very disapointed.
Kermit: Why, because I listened to another woman sng a song?
Miss Piggy: No, becasue I do not have any current emmy nominations.
Kermit: What emmy awards do you qualify for, Piggy?
Miss Piggy: Oh, you know, Pigs In Space, veterinarians Hopsital...

(this leads to the Pigs In Space skit where Link ends up wanting Miss Piggy to do the laundry, followed by the veterinarians hospital sketch where the patient is a cow)

Kermit: You know, I once got an Oscar nomination for The Rainbow Connection.
Miss Piggy: yeah, but you lost.
Kermit: Well, winning isn't the msot important thing in the world.
Miss Piggy: Yeah, and then you had to make it worse by singing it with Debbie Harry.

(this leads to The Rainbow Connection, followed by Somebody Done Somebody Wrong Song)

Miss Piggy: You know, when we get married..
Kermit: (correcting) Ifwe get married..
Miss Piggy: Like moi said, whenwe get married, I hope you don't leave me waiting at the church.

(this leads to the song Waiting At The Church, followed by Miss Piggy having Kermit swing on a trampeeze)

Kermit: You know, we have had amny great guest stars.
Miss Piggy: Oh, yeah, like Jim Nabors....

(this leads to the talk spot with Jim Nabors)

Kermit: and we had Florence henderson...
Miss Piggy: Oh, she wasn't great.
Kermit: Why's that?
Miss Piggy: She liked bacon.

(this leads to the conversation panel sketch "Was william shakespear in fact bacon?")

Kermit: i can't beleive how jealous you are, Piggy.
Miss Piggy: I am not jealous, youare the jealous one.
Kermit: Oh, yeah!
Miss Piggy: yeah! You were jealous of Avery Schriver...
kermit: (yelling) You Were Only Trying To Make Me Jealous Of Avery Schriver!!!!!

(this leads to the first backstage scene from the avery schriver episode)

Kermit: I can't beleive that Scooter keeps doing things for you.
Miss Piggy: Why?
Kermit: His uncle owns the theatre, that's why.

(this leads to the secodn backstage scene from the avery schriver episode)

Miss Piggy: And then you got jealous.
kermit: (yelling) I DID NOT GET JEALOUS!!!!!

(this leads to the talk spot from the avery schriver episode)

Kermit: You get jealous more than I do.
Miss Piggy: OH?
Kermit: yeah, do you remember the time you locked me in a trunk just so I couldn't meet Linda Ronstadt?

(this leads to the first backstage scene from the Linda Ronstadt episode, startig with Miss Piggy noticing that Kermit is all dressed up)

Miss Piggy: yeah, I can't beleive you managed to get out.

(this leads to the scene where Linda let Kermit out and sang I've Got a Crush On You, ending with Miss Piggy locking Kermit back in)

Kermit: And then you almost let me get tortured in Pigs In Space.

(this leads to the Pigs In Space skit where Miss Piggy says that a deadley battle robot is in the trunk, then the backstage scene following that, and then When I Grow Too Old To Dream)

Miss Piggy: Of course, that was a good song.
Kermit: oh, well, thank you for agreeing.
Miss Piggy: And thank vous for dinner. (she leaves, then stops) See you tommorrow?
Kermit: Oh, sure. (Piggy leaves and a penguin waiter comes) Oh, waiter.
Penguin: yes?
kermit: Can you tell your manager that I am ready to wash the dishes?
Penguin: Oh, alright.

 

[minor muppetz]

Ooops!

I was just reading one of my earlier fan fictions, Muppets & Science, and realized that I had already included the version of bein Green in that fan fiction. I can't remember why I included it there. Perhaps I meant to include something else, like a muppet labs sketch.



Oh, well. I guess it's not easy not being green.

 

[MartyMuppets]

It's not easy lovin Bein' Green subconsciously minor. But never mind you still wrote an excellent fanfic