Brooke Shields episode Falling Lyrics

[JaniceFerSure]

Hiya.Does anyone have the lyrics(or know of a site that has the lyrics) to Falling(song),from the Brooke Shields episode?Much appreciated.Thanks.

 

[Super Scooter]

I could get them for you by the next time I come online...

 

[JaniceFerSure]

Thanks a bunch.That would be great!

 

[Super Scooter]

All:
What a fantastical, feathery feeling!

Brooke:
I'm falling!

All:
Slowly revolving and spinning and reeling!

Brooke:
I'm falling!

Scooter:
Curious creatures
With curious features
Appear and fade!
Countless surprises
Are greeting your eyes,
There's a jar of orange marmalade!

Orange marmalade: Hi, there. Hehehehe! We're having a jam session. Wanna sit in?

Link Hogthrob:
Hey there, Miss Alice,
If you're near the palace,
Just drop in.

Brooke: I'm quite good at dropping, I've been practicing a long time now.

Fish:
If you're really racin'
That rabbit you're chasin',
Get hopin'!

Brooke: I don't think a person can hop and drop at the same time.

Flamingo:
Talking flamingos, that cool Cheshire cat.

Dr. Teeth: Yeah!

Flamingo with Bird:
Up where you fell from, there's nothing like that!

All:
You're in for adventure
As soon as you finish
Your falling!

Brooke: That's the part I'm worried about. I seem to have mastered falling, but how good am I at landing?

Dr. Teeth:
There's a footman with a face like a fish's.
And a duchess with a cook who keeps breaking the dishes!

Humpty Dumpty:
Catterpillar on a mushroom who's smoking a hookah!

All:
Hookah! Hookah! Look a' the hookah!

Brooke: That's very bad for your health, you know.

Scooter:
A teapot that has a mouse in it.

All:
Things get mader and mader... by the minute!

Brooke: "Curiouser and curiouser" is the expression, I believe.

All:
Wait till the scene
Where the crazy old queen
Wants your head off!

Brooke: Why worry about her? With any luck, I won't survive the fall.

All:
Feels like you're bound
To a merry-go-round
You can't get off!

Scooter:
Don't be surprised if you meet Captain Hook.

Dr. Teeth:
Cuz our version won't always follow the book!

All:
Get set for adventure
As soon as you finish
Your falling!


Of course, Alice is played by Brooke Shields, but here is a list of the other characters that appear in the number:

Scooter, Dr. Teeth (as the Cheshire cat), Link Hogthrob (as the King of Hearts), 2 footman fish, flamingo, 3 different birds, Humpty Dumpty, jar of marmalade, Camilla in a teapot (dressed as a mouse), a green crab, 2 devils, a whatnot dressed as a card, "Oh, Really" Bird (from The Muppet Show: Sex and Violence), and a hookah.

Here are a few things to look for during the number:

A sign that reads "The Muppet Show" floats up in the background at the start of the song, followed by a picture of 2 mushrooms...

A sign that says "Home is Best" goes past during the hookah part.

 

[JaniceFerSure]

Thank you so much for taking the time to find Falling out for me & posting it!

 

[Super Scooter]

You're welcome. Anytime.