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This is dedicated to LinkiePie<3 (Angie) It features her new OC Luanne (who is literally a dog 
, she is a poodle however) Anyway, I hope she likes this 
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“Kermit where is my singing partner?” Link Hogthrob walked up to Kermit with his song in hand.
“She should be on her way Link.” Kermit looked at the clock, Link's singing partner was half an hour late, however this was just a rehearsal.
“Link and partner needed on stage for...what are they singing again chief?” Scooter walked backstage.
“Good question, Link?” Kermit hoped Link had an answer.
“We were supposed to sing 'Anything You Can Do' from Annie Get Your Gun...” Link glanced up at the clock. “Oh dear, I think I'm missing one of my bowling shows! Cancel the number!”
“Kermie!” Miss Piggy trotted down the stairs and practically glided over to her frog, “Aren't you done here yet?”
“We're running a little behind schedule...”
“But we have dinner reservations!” Miss Piggy promptly cut Kermit off.
“I know Piggy, we'll make them, I promise.”
“Why Miss Piggy, you're looking nice today!” Link was trying to flirt with her.
“Can it fatso! I'm with the frog!” Miss Piggy stomped back up the stairs and into her dressing room.
Link's constant flirting with her like that was exactly why he was waiting around for a singing partner. Miss Piggy had refused to sing with him or anything besides 'Pigs In Space' skits of course.
“I've still got it!” Link told his reflection in his compact mirror.
“Chief, if Link's partner doesn't get here...” Scooter looked at his watch, “In the next ten seconds, we'll have to move to the closing number and call it quits for today.”
“Excuse me,” A dog with blonde Marylin Monroe-esque hair entered the backstage area. “I'm looking for Kermit The Frog, I'm the singer he hired for a duet with a Link Hogthrob.”
“You must be Luanne! I'm Kermit, Kermit The Frog, this is Link...”
“Chief! We've gotta get Link and Luanne on stage!” Scooter cut Kermit off.
“Link, Luanne get on stage now...please!” Kermit gestured towards the stage.
Luanne started for the stage and Link was following close behind, however, he realized he'd forgotten his sheet music once they were out on stage.
The spot light shone on them, Link was at a complete loss.
“Follow my lead.” Luanne whispered to him. “Hit it!” She yelled much louder.
“The minute you walked in the joint, I could see you were a man of distinction, a real big spender! Good looking, so refined! Say, wouldn't you like to know, what's going on in my mind?” Luanne pressed up against Link.
“Why yes, yes I would!” Link decided to ad-lib here.
Miss Piggy upon hearing the music and seeing Link and Luanne's chemistry wanted to pull Kermit over and steal the spotlight as well as the song. They were the power couple! Not Link and this...this...dog!
"Piggy, we have dinner reservations, remember?" Kermit was putting on his coat.
"Of course Kermie!" She was already wearing her coat and followed her frog without hesitation, but she still wasn't happy about that fatso Link and his dog stealing the thunder that rightfully belonged to her and her frog.
, she is a poodle however) Anyway, I hope she likes this __________________________________________
“Kermit where is my singing partner?” Link Hogthrob walked up to Kermit with his song in hand.
“She should be on her way Link.” Kermit looked at the clock, Link's singing partner was half an hour late, however this was just a rehearsal.
“Link and partner needed on stage for...what are they singing again chief?” Scooter walked backstage.
“Good question, Link?” Kermit hoped Link had an answer.
“We were supposed to sing 'Anything You Can Do' from Annie Get Your Gun...” Link glanced up at the clock. “Oh dear, I think I'm missing one of my bowling shows! Cancel the number!”
“Kermie!” Miss Piggy trotted down the stairs and practically glided over to her frog, “Aren't you done here yet?”
“We're running a little behind schedule...”
“But we have dinner reservations!” Miss Piggy promptly cut Kermit off.
“I know Piggy, we'll make them, I promise.”
“Why Miss Piggy, you're looking nice today!” Link was trying to flirt with her.
“Can it fatso! I'm with the frog!” Miss Piggy stomped back up the stairs and into her dressing room.
Link's constant flirting with her like that was exactly why he was waiting around for a singing partner. Miss Piggy had refused to sing with him or anything besides 'Pigs In Space' skits of course.
“I've still got it!” Link told his reflection in his compact mirror.
“Chief, if Link's partner doesn't get here...” Scooter looked at his watch, “In the next ten seconds, we'll have to move to the closing number and call it quits for today.”
“Excuse me,” A dog with blonde Marylin Monroe-esque hair entered the backstage area. “I'm looking for Kermit The Frog, I'm the singer he hired for a duet with a Link Hogthrob.”
“You must be Luanne! I'm Kermit, Kermit The Frog, this is Link...”
“Chief! We've gotta get Link and Luanne on stage!” Scooter cut Kermit off.
“Link, Luanne get on stage now...please!” Kermit gestured towards the stage.
Luanne started for the stage and Link was following close behind, however, he realized he'd forgotten his sheet music once they were out on stage.
The spot light shone on them, Link was at a complete loss.
“Follow my lead.” Luanne whispered to him. “Hit it!” She yelled much louder.
“The minute you walked in the joint, I could see you were a man of distinction, a real big spender! Good looking, so refined! Say, wouldn't you like to know, what's going on in my mind?” Luanne pressed up against Link.
“Why yes, yes I would!” Link decided to ad-lib here.
Miss Piggy upon hearing the music and seeing Link and Luanne's chemistry wanted to pull Kermit over and steal the spotlight as well as the song. They were the power couple! Not Link and this...this...dog!
"Piggy, we have dinner reservations, remember?" Kermit was putting on his coat.
"Of course Kermie!" She was already wearing her coat and followed her frog without hesitation, but she still wasn't happy about that fatso Link and his dog stealing the thunder that rightfully belonged to her and her frog.
