Better TMS Script - Moe Howard

[Dil]

Sorry about the other outline, but this one could be better.

Moe Howard was part of The Three Stooges were a hilarious Comedy Team, which always made me want to laugh and laugh.
Unfortunaly, Moe passed away in 1975 which is even before The Muppet Show started so this is just a Fan Fiction.

"It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star, Mr. Moe Howard! Yeaah!!"

STYLE: Mid Season 2 (circa Edgar Bergen, Steve Martin)

DRESSING ROOM

SCOOTER: "Moe Howard, oh! Moe Howard! 40 seconds to curtain, Mr. Howard!"

(Moe is dressed in the same costume Milton Berle wore in "Top Banana" number.)

MOE: "Thank you Thank you Thank you, Scooter."

SCOOTER: "Ha-ha-ha! You don't have to thank me three times, Moe."

MOE: "I know that!"

(Moe wacks Scooter on the head.)

SCOOTER: "Ooh! That's very nice!"

MOE: "I know that!"

(Moe wacks Scooter on the head again.)

SCOOTER: "Hmph! There's seemed to be a top banana in the dressing room."

(Moe walks and then trips on a banana and falls.)

SCOOTER: (laughs) "Ha! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! No, THAT'S what they call a top banana."

(camera cut to a banana peel (aka a top banana) seen on the floor and giggles the same way the Dancing Clown (from the Senor Wences episode) giggled.)

(Camera cut back to Moe.)

MOE: "Huhn? Huhn? Huhn? Huhn? Why you...!"

(Moe tries to stomp on the banana peel but trips and falls again.)

MOE: (closeup, staring close to the camera) "Hmm?"

OPENING THEME

STATLER & WALDORF FROM THE BEGINNING:
STATLER: "Perhaps we're lucky." WALDORF: "Perhaps."

GONZO FROM THE BEGINNING:
Gonzo tries to blow the horn but no sound come out, so Gorgon Heap appears and eats the horn. But... all the sudden, the horn plays by itself inside Gorgon's belly, which surprises both Gorgon & Gonzo.

I'll be back for more.
What do you think?

 

[Dil]

CURTAIN

KERMIT: "Thank you, hello there and welcome to The Muppet Show! Hey, tonight should be hilarious, because our guest star is the really funnyman, known as one of the Comedy team called the Three Stooges, the one and only Mr. Moe Howard!"

(Audience cheers until Kermit says his next line

KERMIT: "But, first, before any of you laugh about our very silly guest star, let's get things to started with a musical number; an Oriental Doo-Dah Day."

OPENING NUMBER: Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah

(Three Whatnot Muppet Japanese Samarais sing an oriental version of the song from "The Song From The South" until in the end, the Japanese Settings fall on the Samarais.)

BACKSTAGE

WALDORF: (sings) "Oh, I once went to Japan at a Doo-Dah Day."

STATLER: (spoken) "They didn't zip, did they?"

(Gonzo zips to the balcony.)

GONZO: "No."

BACKSTAGE

FOZZIE: "Hey, Kermit?"

KERMIT: "Oh, what is it?"

FOZZIE: "About this Moe Howard, he's so funny, it makes me wanna laugh and laugh. I wanna see him from backstage! I could be given his autograph."

KERMIT: "I've seen him millions of times. I guess he's just a dynamite comic."

CRAZY HARRY: (pops up) "Did somebody said 'dynamite'?"

KEMRIT: "Yes."

CRAZY HARRY: "Oh, OK."

KERMIT: "You always do the opposite of what anyone tell you, Harry."

CRAZY HARRY: "That's right! And your prize for solving Crazy Ol' Harry's problem is..."

(Harry makes an explosion and laughs crazilly.)

KERMIT: "WILL YOU CUT THAT OUT!?!"

CRAZY HARRY: "HA!! Ha-ha-ha-ha! Ha-ha-- Oh! Ahem."

(Harry leaves.)

KERMIT: "Oh, Moe Howard's onstage. I'll introduce him."

FOZZIE: "Oh, boy! I KNEW that Moe's too smart to be here at backstage."