Bert's Critic's Corner of a "Classic" TV Land Show

[Convincing John]

(Bert is sitting in his favorite green armchair, facing the audience)

"Hello, friends, and welcome to 'Bert's Critic's Corner'. I'm Bert. You probably know me best as "Bert" from Sesame Street. Ahem, now, I don't mean to excite you folks too much...but I'm about to reveal the television show of the CENTURY! It's even more exciting than a steaming bowl of PLAIN OATMEAL!!! Yeah, well, when I read the reviews, I said to myself 'Bert, there just can't be a television show that's THAT exciting!' But when I watched it, I couldn't believe my eyes! What conflict between the characters! What adventure! And what a soundtrack!!!

Now, when you see this television show for yourselves, hold on to your hats! You'll say 'Golly Wonkers! This show's really cold...I mean cool! And I'm glad that TV Land has it on the air along with all the other TV classics!'

Now before you check out this show, you'll want to see the show's website! Now don't read too fast, because you'll want to get all the exciting news on the first season! The show is called 'Bars and Tones', and here's the website!

http://www.tvland.com/shows/bars_tones/

Check out the pictures! Check out the sounds! Don't miss the spine-tingling episode giude for Sesaon 1! Read about these exciting episodes here!

http://www.tvland.com/shows/bars_tones/episodes1.jhtml

And if you can handle it...check out the soundtrack! Eat your heart out, John Williams!

http://www.tvland.com/shows/bars_tones/sounds.jhtml

Set your VCRs, folks! It's the show of the century!!!

One thing's for sure, some of you will prefer this over Elmo's World any day!" (Bert laughs).


Convincing John